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1.)    Did you hear about the new pirate movie coming out?  It is rated ARRRRRGH!

2.)    Do you know why it is rated ARRRRRGH?  Because of all the booty!

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3.)    How do two pirates prove their strength?  They ARRRRRM wrestle!

4.)    A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants.  The bartender asks “What’s with the steering wheel?”  The pirate responds “I don’t know, but it’s drivin me nuts!”

5.)    What is a pirate’s favorite baseball team?  The Pirates (duh!)

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6.)    How much did the pirate pay for his peg leg and hook?  An arm and a leg!

7.)    What be a pirate’s least favorite color?  MAROON!

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8.)    Why couldn’t the pirates play cards?  The captain was standing on the deck!

9.)    Did you hear about the pirate’s parrot that fell in love with a duck? The bird kept saying, “Polly wants a quacker”.

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10.) Why did the pirate refuse to say, “Aye, Aye, Captain”? Because he’s only got one eye.

We did warn you that they would be awful right?  Well we hope your brain has gotten a decent break and that you are ready for lesson six of Privateering for Fun and Profit!