Really Rude Adult Jokes
More filthy jokes.
I was fucking my secretary up the arse when my wife walked in. She said, “You can’t do this to me!” . . . . . . . . . I said, “I know… that’s why I’m doing it to her.”
The girlfriend swallowed after a blow job for the first time in 5 years last night…….I wonder if it’s a sign she’s coming out of her coma ?
I was sitting taking pictures of my knob and my mum waltzes and opens the curtain.You get no privacy in them photo booths.
Paddy & Mick are in the pub talking about their sex lives. Paddy boasts “The wife and me shag like rabbits every night”. “You lucky bastard!” replies Mick,”I only get it once a month and I call it ‘Bruce Lee Night’”. “Why do you call it that?” asks Paddy. Mick replies “Because it’s the night I enter the dragon!!!”
Teacher asked the class for a 10 letter word, Paddy said masturbate! Oh, said the teacher, that’s a mouthful, No said Paddy you’re thinking of blowjob and thats 7 letters.
I went to the pub last night and there was this fat girl dancing on a table. I walked passed and said “Fucking amazing legs” The girl giggled and said with a smile “Do you really think so” I said “Definitely, most tables would have collapsed by now”!!