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10 Embarrassing Moments for Super Heroes

Published by Steven West in Satire
June 18, 2008

Super heroes are human just like the rest of us. They make mistakes. They are not infallible. They do not always use their powers wisely. Sometimes they just plain mess up.

Here is a list of ten embarrassing moments for super heroes:

  1. The Flash whips by a wedding ceremony causing the canopy to collapse. The bride ends up falling into the wedding cake.
  2. Superman gives Lois Lane a hug. She ends up in the hospital with broken ribs.
  3. Batman gets a rip in the bottom of his costume. He uses a bat patch from his utility belt to cover up the offending rip.
  4. Robin tosses the punch bowl at the Joker. He misses his target. The punch lands on the Mayor of Gotham City.
  5. Wonder Woman is caught in a lingerie store buying a wonder bra
  6. Green Arrow selects a wrong arrow that sends a love potion to his archenemy Merlin. For the next couple weeks, Green Arrow has a hard time avoiding Merlin’s advances.
  7. Green Lantern can’t get the lantern to work. He ends up needing the help of the Energizing Bunny.
  8. Hawkman is caught watching a Philadelphia Eagle’s game
  9. Batgirl is secretly photographed, and her picture winds up on the Internet on a program called “Batgirls Gone Wild.”
  10. Superman loses sight from the red Kryptonite. He accidentally walks into the women’s bathroom.

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