Governor Sarah Palin likes to look attractive when she’s out to see the public. She wants to make a good impression with the voters. She even wants to smell good too. Here are ten fragrances for Sarah Palin to put on her skin to really attract her constituents:

1. Elephant Musk. Particularly affective when you are in a room full of Republicans.
2. Midnight Bridge. This fragrance will send you on a bridge to everywhere.
3. Ear Marx Design. A little bit of this fragrance goes a long, long way.
4. Glacier Ice. Cool and very sensuous odor. Really stimulates the crowd.
5. Mystery of the Wolves. Adventurous and mysterious at the same time.
6. Splendid Lies. Truth or fiction, does it really matter?
7. Abstinence Forever. You can look, but you cannot touch.
8. Russian Bear. When you want to feel particularly aggressive, this fragrance will dominate any man.
9. Oil and Fire. Ignite your passions while you energize the public.
10. Million Dollar Baby. When you want to make an impression with your corporate donors, this fragrance is meant especially for you.