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10 Great Advertisement Promises to Ignore

Published by Steven West in Satire
March 16, 2008

Advertisement promises that are often less than honest.

  1. This product is all natural. (It was manufactured by little elves.).
  2. Try the legendary performance. (It only breaks down after you leave the showroom.).
  3. Doctors recommend it. (After the sales representatives offer free food and entertainment.).
  4. You’ll love it. (Fat chance!)
  5. You know you deserve it. (So give it to me for free.).
  6. Hurry before this offer expires. (Didn’t I hear that six months ago?)
  7. Don’t take this medication if…(You plan to stay alive.).
  8. No money down is required. (We’ll eventually take your home anyway.).
  9. Tastes great! (Next to cardboard.).
  10. If you call us in the next fifteen minutes, we’ll throw in…(This cheap bracelet.)

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