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10 Horror Flicks We’d Love to See
It’s fun to go to a horror movie. The anticipation of mayhem and fright is worthwhile. Some horror movies are awful while others are classics. Here are 10 horror movies that would be hits at the movie theaters.
- Zombies in the White House (They come out at night seeking Congressional blood)
- Suburban Witches of Beverly Hills (They may be stuck up, but they do cast evil spells while polishing their toe nails)
- The Slobs of Paradise Island (They’re fat and out of shape, but that doesn’t stop them from terrorizing the skinny models that live on Paradise Island)
- The Screaming Patients (Wait until they see their bills)
- Bloodbath in the Five Star Hotel (Room service anyone?)
- Attack of the Fur Balls (Hairy little creatures with very big teeth and raging appetites)
- The Used Car Salesman from Hell (The deal of a lifetime comes true for five innocent teenagers)
- Revenge of the Public Servants (Now it’s their turn to strike back at an ungrateful public)
- Monsters in Love (Even monsters deserve to have a little smooching and cuddling)
- The Taxman Cometh (He’s coming to your house and there is no escaping his poison pen)
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Ha! I loved it.
The Screaming Patients (Wait until they see their bills)
That was my favourite.
Halarious, just great.
“Attack of the Fur Balls” goes on in my household constantly. We have two cats!