Ninja warriors are fierce and cunning. They are superbly trained. Respect their abilities and their discipline. Here are ten things that you should never say to attacking Ninja warriors:

1. Why are you all wearing masks? This isn’t Halloween.
2. Can somebody please slice my apple?
3. Have any of you been taking a shower? You really smell.
4. Why are you screaming at me? I’m not hard of hearing.
5. My what sharp blades you have? Do you shave with your swords?
6. I understand that you guys can really kick. Would you like to join my kickball team?
7. Are any of you related to the Teenage Mutant Turtles?
8. Can you show me your other sharp weapons? I’m really into pain.
9. Is this the new homeless trend?  Where do you put your wallets?
10. Hey come here. I can use someone to chop up some onions.
11. Would any of you like to go on a hot date with me? I can show you some moves that you could only dream about.
12. You look like rejects from Kill Bill 2. Why are you all lifting your swords at me? Is it something I said?
13. Hey anyone up for some Chop Suey?
14. Quit waving your hands at me. Someone will mistake you for a traffic cop.
15. I’m going out to get some groceries. Who would like to go chopping with me?

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