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10 Things That You Can Do with Your Worthless GM Stock
This is a humorous list of things that you can use your GM stock certificates for.
GM stock has taken a dive in value. Unless the loan occurs, the GM stocks that you own may be close to worthless. Here are some things that you can do with your GM stock certificates.
- Use the GM stock certificates as gift-wrapping
- Use the GM stock certificates to decorate the Christmas tree
- Use the GM stock certificates and make them into paper airplanes
- Use the GM stock certificates as wallpaper and decorate your office
- Give your GM stock certificates to your girlfriend to let her know how much you care about her
- Give your GM stock certificates to your dog as a chew toy
- Give your GM stock certificates to a homeless person to use as a blanket
- Give your GM stock certificates to your son so that he can play the “Make Believe I’m Rich” game
- Use the GM stock certificates to blow your nose in case of an emergency
- Arrange the GM stock certificates on a dartboard. Take careful aim. See how many bull’s-eyes you can make while crying over the worthlessness of your investments.
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I used to work for a bank in Philadelphia called PSFS. FDIC shut them down back in 1992. So many people I know still have the stock certificates simply as a momento. Sad. Very sad.
I don’t know when you wrote this, but as of today, it is a lot more worthless than it was when you wrote this piece.