10 Things You Would Like to Ask or Say to Catwoman
Hhumorous things that you would like to ask or say to Catwoman.
Catwoman is a very sexy and dangerous foe to Batman. She is cunning as well as beautiful. Here are ten things that you might like to say to Catwoman:
- Can you teach me how I can whip myself into shape?
- Did you steal Batman’s heart or his utility belt?
- Have you been hanging out with Robin? You appear a little flighty tonight
- If I scratch your back will you scratch mine?
- Has anyone ever told you that you talk too much? Why you’re a little chatty catty
- Have you been hanging out with the Penguin? You appear to be a little under the umbrella tonight
- Are you considering buying the famous sculpture of the Siamese cat? I understand that you can practically steal it away
- Have you seen the old James Bond movie Goldfinger? I’m sure that your favorite Bond girl is Pussy Galore
- Have you been hanging out with the Riddler? Your behavior has been very questionable tonight
- Please don’t laugh but the Joker has asked you out on a date. He says that your presence suits him. He would you like to take you bat hunting.
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I like your creative wit.
This article is so purrrfect. I wonder if Batman has ever used these lines on her.