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10 Things You Would Like to Ask or Say to Catwoman

Published by Steven West in Satire
April 7, 2009

Hhumorous things that you would like to ask or say to Catwoman.

Catwoman is a very sexy and dangerous foe to Batman. She is cunning as well as beautiful. Here are ten things that you might like to say to Catwoman:

  1. Can you teach me how I can whip myself into shape?
  2. Did you steal Batman’s heart or his utility belt?
  3. Have you been hanging out with Robin? You appear a little flighty tonight
  4. If I scratch your back will you scratch mine?
  5. Has anyone ever told you that you talk too much? Why you’re a little chatty catty
  6. Have you been hanging out with the Penguin? You appear to be a little under the umbrella tonight
  7. Are you considering buying the famous sculpture of the Siamese cat? I understand that you can practically steal it away
  8. Have you seen the old James Bond movie Goldfinger? I’m sure that your favorite Bond girl is Pussy Galore
  9. Have you been hanging out with the Riddler? Your behavior has been very questionable tonight
  10. Please don’t laugh but the Joker has asked you out on a date. He says that your presence suits him. He would you like to take you bat hunting.

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  1. Posted April 7, 2009 at 11:35 pm

    I like your creative wit.

  2. Posted April 8, 2009 at 4:16 pm

    This article is so purrrfect. I wonder if Batman has ever used these lines on her.

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