• Repeat everything they say:

He:Would you please stop repeating me
You:Would you please stop repeating me
He: I’m going to slam your head to the wall

Warning: stop repeating right there!

• Snore when you sleep next to someone

Sorry for all those people who can’t help it but it’s really irritating!

• Choose a random person at a party and start talking about star wars for hours. If that person is really interested: RUN

• Start laughing with everything someone is saying. An excellent way to ruin a serious conversation!

• Try to convince someone that you are from Mars. They might find it funny in the beginning, just don’t give up, you will get them irritated after a few hours… or days… or years…
• Open a beer during your exams*
• Read your favorite scifi book out loud in the library
• Make your neighbours happy by playing on your djembe in the middle of the night. If they complain then try your drums. Maybe they like that more?
• Tell your children it’s polite to shake every ones hand when you leave fancy restaurants. It’s also polite to eat with your hands.
• Help older ladies across the street. You didn’t knew they didn’t had to be on the other side, did you?