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A Dark Day in Rock and Roll: Ozzy Osbourne Dead at 61

Published by cybertruth in Satire
May 28th, 2010

Farewell to the godfather.

    

     The music world is in mourning today as the man who all but invented heavy metal, Ozzy Osbourne, is dead today at the age of 61.  Details are sketchy at this point, but initial reports indicate the the former Black Sabbath singer died , ironically, choling on a jelly bat.

     Ozzy Osbourne rose to prominence in the 70s and 80s as the singer for Black sabbath, and continues to forge a pioneering musical career that has spanned 4 decades and multiple generations.

     Just days after the man who replaced him as vocalist for Black Sabbath, Ronnie James Dio, died, Ozzy Osbourne has followed on the road to Rock and Roll Heaven.

     News of Ozzy Osbourne being dead began to leak early this morning, as an ambulance was seen leaving the residence.  Wife Sharon and his children were apparently all present when Ozzy Osbourne died.

     a press conference is expected tomorrow.

(satire)

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  1. Posted May 28, 2010 at 1:09 pm

    nice post :)

  2. JR
    Posted May 28, 2010 at 2:01 pm

    The man who invented heavy metal noise. Too bad he couldn’t make it as a musician.

  3. Posted May 28, 2010 at 4:01 pm

    Ozzy is one of the most respected musicians to have ever walked this earth. Lowell Henderson

  4. Posted May 28, 2010 at 11:02 pm

    My sympathy goes out to his family.

  5. Posted May 29, 2010 at 2:06 am

    Sorry to hear that. I hope Sharon and his children find some comfort this weekend. Despite his eccentricities and excesses, he was a remarkably talented man.

  6. Posted May 29, 2010 at 10:25 am

    I yahooed it, and it said that he wasn’t dead.

  7. Posted May 29, 2010 at 10:28 am

    this guy’s an idiot. he has a ton of these things. quit trying to capitalize on faking people’s deaths. you’re not funny.

  8. Posted May 29, 2010 at 10:43 am

    asshole! That’s not funny at all. I suppose you won’t be liked enough as a human being for anyone to write about you when you die.

  9. Posted May 29, 2010 at 11:40 am

    Yep. He came to me in a dream last night.

  10. Posted May 29, 2010 at 11:49 am

    Not true and this guy gets the hot content list for these kinds of untrue reports and just wants hits. I’m going to complain to Triond about him and hope you all follow suit-he is using satire wrongly.

  11. Posted May 29, 2010 at 12:54 pm

    Idiot he isn’t dead don’t you think it would be on CNN?

  12. Posted May 29, 2010 at 4:13 pm

    Your talking Bullocks and find it highly unethical to spread rumor’s that are untrue just to get hit’s on your sight:(

  13. Posted May 29, 2010 at 8:32 pm

    wow starts out with sharen having cancer… now this… i feel bad for there family…

  14. Posted May 30, 2010 at 1:44 am

    guys notice at the end it says (satire) so chill out

  15. Posted May 30, 2010 at 2:08 am

    here is your click :P Im tired of these

  16. Posted May 30, 2010 at 4:07 am

    I love his music, but I hate these articles.

  17. Posted May 30, 2010 at 4:53 am

    It is my sad duty, to tell you all that the author of this article, Mnofdichotomy has passed away.
    Read more here:
    http://purpleslinky.com/humor/satire/dark-day-in-triond-mnofdichotomy-found-dead/

  18. Posted May 30, 2010 at 10:51 am

    you make me sick ass hole my articals ain’t that great but at least i dont say someones dead just for the views jackass

  19. Posted May 30, 2010 at 11:23 am

    You are a shameless person. HOw can you live with yourself?

  20. Posted May 30, 2010 at 5:38 pm

    You are an idot. How would you like someone to make you dead? kitty

  21. Posted May 30, 2010 at 7:47 pm

    Wow, I forgave him before about getting up on me when I commented on another article, but that is just wrong. You have a wife and kids too, what would they think of you if you did stuff like that. I have just lost any respect for you that I previously had.

  22. Posted May 31, 2010 at 9:00 pm

    http://www.facebook.com

  23. Posted June 1, 2010 at 12:08 am

    Okay, enough is enough; you can’t write and you are just doing this to get clicks…duh! Which is what I feel about your “articles.” Why doesn’t Triond kick your ass off the site???? Get a new angle, bud…we’re all over your deal.

  24. Posted June 1, 2010 at 12:12 am

    You asshole, this wasn’t funny. I almost started crying, that’s why out of 24 people n more have read this only 8 like it. u still won’t make that pay check at the end of the day, so ha,ha!!

  25. Posted June 1, 2010 at 12:16 am

    ASSHOLE!!

  26. Posted June 1, 2010 at 2:18 am

    Your opinion is very good, I have other views, such as:power strip extension cord

  27. Posted June 1, 2010 at 3:53 am

    Omg! You scared me! He is not dead! :D

  28. Posted June 1, 2010 at 8:14 am

    I don’t think I can add enough 4 letter words for how your crappy reporting makes me feel. It’s not funny telling people someone is dead when they are quite alive. This is not news as it’s not the truth!

  29. Posted June 1, 2010 at 9:13 am

    Who is Ozzy anyway

  30. Posted June 1, 2010 at 9:29 am

    It makes me happy that I have ads turned off when I come to pages like this. No money for you, loser.

  31. Posted June 1, 2010 at 10:38 am

    Funny how someone can berate another Trionder for writing fake celebrity death articles, while at the same time posting pirated photos and passing them off as her own:
    http://thumb11.shutterstock.com.edgesuite.net/display_pic_with_logo/2700/2700,1170509919,1/stock-photo-a-woman-standing-in-front-of-the-ocean-with-a-white-bikini-and-flip-flops-2627154.jpg

  32. Posted June 1, 2010 at 10:41 am

    Here’s the pic that our own, morally upright, Kitty Starwizard has graced us with:

    http://www.picable.com/People/Clothing/Peeping-Tom-Peeped-Me.1405098

    There’s scarcely an original pic in her profile.

  33. Posted June 1, 2010 at 12:08 pm

    Those jelly beans will get you every time. There should be a warning on the label stating: Only one “bean” at a time……….Good reporting Mo. Next up for you is taking the place of Nancy Grace on HSN, breaking news by a Mo…..haha

  34. Posted June 1, 2010 at 2:43 pm

    Oh my god, there are a lot of deaths of legendary superstars these days…

  35. Posted June 1, 2010 at 3:32 pm

    Ha ha ha ha I’m going to miss Ozzie!

  36. Posted June 1, 2010 at 6:51 pm

    I agree with you the music world looses an innovator and icon. He was a great entertainer and will be missed by his fans, like me.

  37. Posted June 2, 2010 at 8:14 am

    Actually the guy who took over foir Ozzy is dead. But no, Ozzy is very much alive

  38. Posted June 2, 2010 at 3:17 pm

    r.ip:(

  39. Posted June 2, 2010 at 4:58 pm

    total liar

  40. Posted June 2, 2010 at 4:58 pm

    Who cares he was a sorry scum bag who was not a chrisitan and is therefor not in heaven. Nothin but trash as a person.

  41. Posted June 2, 2010 at 6:32 pm

    ozzy is not dead, i just searched google. hes alive. fing lyer

  42. Posted June 2, 2010 at 6:45 pm

    I almost believed you, and i probably would have if you didn’t say satire. Caught my eye.

  43. Posted June 2, 2010 at 7:56 pm

    This is ridiculous.

  44. Posted June 2, 2010 at 11:10 pm

    Ozzy Rocks. Did you see him at the Wax Museum? He was pretending he was dead and would jump out at people when they got too close. Love it!

    http://factoidz.com/the-spear-masters-of-the-dinka-tribe/

  45. Posted June 2, 2010 at 11:39 pm

    I feel great! According to the article and I am also certain views, you can see here:
    Clinical Thermometer, Digital thermometer, Ear Thermometer

  46. Posted June 3, 2010 at 7:40 am

    Im sorry, but he is not dead and is still living.

  47. Posted June 3, 2010 at 7:44 am

    Personally I saw Ozzie die on stage in ‘76 when he was so stoned he forgot the words to ‘War Pigs’.

    You’d probably piss a lot less people off, MN, if you started resurrecting dead celebs rather than killing off live ones.

  48. Posted June 3, 2010 at 7:45 am

    Personally I saw Ozzie die on stage in \’76 when he was so stoned he forgot the words to \’War Pigs\’.

    You\’d probably piss a lot less people off, MN, if you started resurrecting dead celebs rather than killing off live ones.

  49. Posted June 3, 2010 at 10:27 am

    This should be deleted. Article on a living dead musician? Good job.

  50. Christina
    Posted September 3, 2010 at 4:40 pm

    I know it’s an old post. But seriously. Dead? No, I don’t think so. I saw him yesterday :)

  51. Christina
    Posted September 3, 2010 at 4:42 pm

    I know it\’s an old post. But seriously. Dead? No, I don\’t think so. I saw him yesterday.

  52. 2440080345
    Posted October 2, 2010 at 2:52 am

    Ozzy died twice but he will never leave this world, he’s still fine.

  53. Posted April 2, 2011 at 7:52 pm

    Wow, this is really sad. This guy doesn’t even know who he’s talking about lol. Ozzy isn’t dead. It would have been on the news big time. And me being a huge ozzy fan, I would’ve known about it lol. Good try though bud, good try.

  54. Ozzy stockman
    Posted March 4, 2012 at 4:43 am

    too the post buy the good stuff.. Your a piece of shit,OZZY has been writing music for 43 years, Every song has a deep meaning he has written more songs about his love ones , more songs about god,the devil mother earth and all experiences than your tiny mind could ever conceive..What the fuck kind of christian are you anyways.Your supposed to pray for people who lost there way, not be happy for there so called death.He is the greatest man alive,and he will never die. Just like JESUS.I think he could even be his BROTHER.Love you Ozzy FUCK THESE PEOPLE ,THEY DONT HAVE A CLUE.A true osbournian

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