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A Half Hearted Review of McDonalds

Published by eminmo in Satire
June 30, 2009

Don’t you remember, when you were young, passing by the two golden arches and feeling so excited that you just had to shout out “Mummy, mummy! McDonalds!”.

Don’t you remember the Happy Meal Toys that could keep you entertained for days? And the first time you switched from a Happy Meal to a proper Cheeseburger Menu? All these happy memories came back to me as I stepped through the sliding automatic door and saw the clown, the playground, the Happy Meal Toy selection and finally, the huge menu above the cashier. I looked down at the tiled red and orange and the yellow walls and feel right at home!

You are never left unsatisfied at McDonalds. As soon as you approach the cashier, a friendly man or women greets you with a huge smile and you think, “I would LOVE to work at McDonalds”. This time, it was a late teenaged boy who looked ecstatic. He kindly took my order, which was Big Mac Menu with Coke and large French fries. As I waited, which seemed like eternity, the saliva started forming in my mouth as I saw him insert the French Fries into the red packet. I couldn’t wait much longer. As soon as he’d finished, he kindly asked me for 1.99 pounds and I paid. To this day, I still don’t know how you can pay for the best food in the world with a coin and still get 1p back!

I slowly took my tray to an empty cushioned chair (which is very comfortable in my opinion and more practical) and set the tray on the sturdy metal table. I slowly sat down and let out a satisfied “aaah” which a few other customers heard. Then, I opened my Big Mac box and looked at the treasure inside. It was a Big Mac just like the one in the pictures! I felt giddy and excited as I picked up the Big Mac and took a bite.

The memories came flooding back as I tasted the luscious lettuce, th e scrumptious sauce, the mind-blowing meat and the breathtaking bread. It was as if my tongue was being massaged by angels. The chips had a choir of cupids singing as I slowly munched away. The Coke soothed my parched throat and made me feel bubbly and light. I made a quick journey to the sparkling bathroom which oozed cleanliness from every object inside. I should get McDonalds staff to clean my house for me.

Overall, I recommend going to McDonalds for wedding receptions, birthdays, anniversaries or for just a family day out. Whatever you eat here, you will remember for the rest of your life.

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