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A Little Juvenile Humor
Published by Guy Hogan in Satire
November 20th, 2010
Please forgive me. I could not resist.
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Beans
Beans
Are good for your heart
The more you eat
The more you fart
The more you fart
The better you feel
So let’s have beans for every meal
Johnny ate a bean and the bean was loaded
Johnny went to bed and the bean exploded
Johnny grabbed the pillow
Johnny grabbed the sheet
He made a forty yard dash to the toilet seat
The End
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This is very funny especially the johnny rhyme. Good work.
what of beans u say
we all have it everyday
and yet live to have a meal
for another day
to the toilet
we never ran that way
the old ones are a;ways the best (rhymes, not beans)
hahahahaha, so funny. Thanks for the good laugh.
Nice Share.
I have a big smile on my face! Thanks to you.
beans. pretty clever. hahaha.. I hate eating beans!
Poor Johnny.
that was a cool piece, Guy. It made me fart. lol.
I know that feeling.
lol yeh little humor worked for me
Oh dear we are having beans for tea today, LOL. A funny read.
Christine
Very funny!
Guy, what a wicked sense of humor… Love the tribute and the Johnny addition… yeah, it definately takes you back doesn’t it?
Great post
That was really funny. I also feel sorry for poor Johnny.
Oh the childhood memories. My dad use to sang this little song and my mother would get so mad at him.
Sorry, I should have written sing and not sang.
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