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Actor Johnny Depp Found Dead

Published by cybertruth in Satire
January 9th, 2010

Another Celebrity death.

     Johnny Depp was found dead in his home late Friday, according to reports. The cause of death is as yet unknown. depp, 46, was discovered by long time partner Vanessa Paradis. There is speculation that his death was caused by…. ah, hell, it doesn’t matter.  It’s just another lame article about a rumored celebrity death.  Just likeEminem, Miley Cyrus, and about a million other celebrities.  Half of these people sucked , and we hadn’t heard from some of them since we stopped caring.  Brittany Murphy?  Did anyone of us actually shed a tear over her?  Yeah, it was sad in that vague “someone I don’t know died” kind of way, but come on.

    We’re all human, and humans are pretty morbid.  We do some weird sh*t.  We like, for example, hearing that people died.  Especially famous people.  It doesn’t matter if it’s some dude that was on the Wonder Years for 3 weeks… dammit, we want to know when they kick the bucket.  Kind of f*cked up, ain’t it?  But we do.  It’s the reason you clicked on this stupid link.  You knew full well Johnny Depp wasn’t dead.  The guy is celebrity royalty.  They’d be talking about that sh*t on PBS.  It would be on the radio every 3 minutes. Popular as he is, there’d be people crying on tv.  So you knew.  but you clicked… just in case.  And you will when someone else pops up dead in two or three days.  Because we want to know we’re alive, maybe?

     If so, it’s a good way to get it out of our systems.  But it isn’t something we want others to know that we do.  Which is why, if you look below, you’ll see damn near 200 comments, most of them obscenely offended, and rather righteous.  They don’t care that I inferred that JohnnyDepp might have died.  They don’t know him, or anyone remotely related to him.  They aren’t even really indignant.  They’re embarrassed.  They got caught with their pants down in public.  They were filling that evil little vice, and got bluffed.  Hand in the cookie jar.  Mad, mad, mad.  And so I get people wishing death to my family over a subject no one actually ever really cared about.  And I’m the jerk.  If you knew just how many people have viewed this article, you’d realize that I’m not the problem.  If youclicked onto this article, you’re the problem.  At least if you’re one of the ones complaining. 

     Me?  I just sit back and enjoy all of the excess irony.

On A Side Note

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  1. Posted January 9, 2010 at 7:17 am

    real?

  2. Posted January 9, 2010 at 7:39 am

    Under jokes?

  3. Posted January 9, 2010 at 7:46 am

    author note: johnny depp.i is not dead.

  4. Posted January 9, 2010 at 7:52 am

    He did die as Sweeny Todd didn’t he? Funny, good title cause it brought me over here!

  5. Posted January 9, 2010 at 12:51 pm

    Pretty amazing that he was found in both London and Paris. Maybe there is something X-filish going on here. Was he cloned?

  6. Matt
    Posted January 9, 2010 at 12:52 pm

    LOL Ya had me going. I was already on Google looking this up.

  7. Posted January 9, 2010 at 12:54 pm

    Pretty amazing that he was found in both London and Paris. Somthing X filish going on? Cloning perhaps? That would be a great way to fake a celebrity death.

  8. Posted January 9, 2010 at 12:57 pm

    Now the comments are getting cloned! And my comments are disappearing and reappearing – definitely sominthing weird going on!

  9. Posted January 9, 2010 at 4:42 pm

    Geezer you are getting more weird by the day!! is it time for a reality check? or a “in good taste check?” however whatever works for you my fellow Trionder. LB

  10. TinkerBell
    Posted January 10, 2010 at 4:44 am

    really? Crazy !!!

  11. Posted January 10, 2010 at 9:31 am

    Another great obituaray, you’re good at this!

  12. Cant Believe
    Posted January 10, 2010 at 10:27 am

    This is absolutely unREAL! how on earth can ANYONE classify a DEATH as a JOKE??? Take this CRAP down! There is NO, I repeat, NO verification of Johnny’s death!! This is completely false reporting and horrific sense of humor!!!!

  13. Posted January 13, 2010 at 9:21 pm

    Johnny Depp aint dead not unless he was found dead in his london home and in a car crash.

  14. jane
    Posted January 13, 2010 at 9:36 pm

    sooooooooooooooooooo stupid get a life and dont mess with johnnys hes alive dumbass

  15. Posted January 14, 2010 at 12:24 am

    I know it is satire, but I would cry if Depp bit the dirt, wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  16. Posted January 14, 2010 at 2:47 am

    Will smith died, it’s on CNN, he drowned in a car accident with Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson outside of the studios of his new film, “The Fresh Prince and Me”. They say celebrities go in threes, who is next?

  17. Posted January 14, 2010 at 7:41 am

    How come I don’t find stuff like that funny? Even stupidity needs to be fun.

  18. Posted January 14, 2010 at 10:53 am

    If you want to put some humor on this article, you may have put something at the end and not sound it like you are actually doing a false reporting. You are obviously just want to get views and earn by falsely using celebrity deaths topics. Do you want to be a successful writer by doing this kind of trick? By the way, I am a huge fan of Johnny Depp. so sorry If I have reacted this way. I regret clicking this link.

  19. Posted January 14, 2010 at 11:02 am

    If you want to be a respected and popular writer, you should never mislead your readers. You might achieve some success luring people into your path this way, but your audience won’t be loyal and you’ll end up on your own. A saying I once heard springs to mind: “Be nice to the people you meet on the way up, because you may meet them again on the way down…” Wise words…

  20. Posted January 14, 2010 at 12:04 pm

    Johnny Depp? Dead? Is this true?

  21. Posted January 14, 2010 at 12:07 pm

    he can’t be… why is it not in yahoo news or anywhere… and I just watched his interview thi morning…

  22. Posted January 14, 2010 at 12:08 pm

    Why are most of your articles about fake deaths?
    Well, they do get you a lot of views, as you can see by all of these comments, but think how the families of these people would feel if they came across them. It’s just sick, wrong, and not funny.

  23. Posted January 14, 2010 at 12:13 pm

    what a horrible article. definitely not funny in the least. there are many other topics you could write about that would give you the page views you are looking for. just awful. by the way, this is not even close to being satirical.

  24. Posted January 14, 2010 at 12:31 pm

    One more thing. This content is libelous. If you are unfamiliar with defamation law and lawsuits won against the media, go to
    http://www.medialaw.org/Content/NavigationMenu/Public_Resources/Libel_FAQs/Libel_FAQs.htm

  25. Posted January 14, 2010 at 12:39 pm

    This should be illegal.

  26. Posted January 14, 2010 at 12:58 pm

    Boy, I did a great satire on you but Triond says it violated their TOS. Not fair!

  27. Posted January 14, 2010 at 1:41 pm

    OK EVERYONE JOHNNY DEPP IS NOT DEAD IT IS OFFICIAL THAT IT WAS HIS DOG….LMAO

  28. Posted January 14, 2010 at 1:59 pm

    u ve made ur days cents on this one see how people fly

  29. Posted January 14, 2010 at 2:05 pm

    no wonder..y this article is in hot content ..!!!

  30. Posted January 14, 2010 at 2:25 pm

    I for one, don’t think this is funny, it’s wrong to make other people think that someone has died. Not Funny! Not Funny At All!

  31. Posted January 14, 2010 at 3:28 pm

    OMG Good thing he is alive! Then there wouldn’t be a Pirates of the Caribbean IV, which there filming up! Long live Depp!!

  32. Posted January 14, 2010 at 4:09 pm

    This kind of crap is totally worthless, and so are the people who write it. Not funny at all.

  33. Posted January 14, 2010 at 4:38 pm

    If you are seriously going to post something like this, don’t lie just to get more people to view and get paid more. People will not enjoy that very much. I am definitely unhappy with you posting this. It is a complete hoax.

  34. Posted January 14, 2010 at 4:40 pm

    I’m glad I looked at the date on this or I might have believed it for a few seconds. I would have checked elsewhere to verify it though. I’m glad it isn’t true. I don’t think it’s funny. I’ll earn my money the honest way.

  35. Posted January 14, 2010 at 4:40 pm

    erm…what was the point is this? seriously?

  36. Posted January 14, 2010 at 6:01 pm

    Deborah is right – this is not satire. It’s more of a sick and twisted way to get page views. I am a huge Depp fan; everyone who knows me knows that. I would have gotten a million calls and emails if this were even remotely true. And Deborah is also correct that there could be legal ramifications.

  37. Paul
    Posted January 14, 2010 at 6:15 pm

    Son of a BITCH. You’re ridiculous

  38. Posted January 14, 2010 at 7:55 pm

    Just another way to get some views i suppose. It’s all about the title.

  39. Posted January 14, 2010 at 8:02 pm

    Is this supposed to be amusing? think i must be missing the point here! Cant see the humour in announcing fake deaths just to get comments and traffic on your work! Really admired some of your past pieces but i do find this a very disturbing read, sorry mate but think you have gone a tad too far this time :(

  40. Posted January 14, 2010 at 8:36 pm

    not cool.

  41. Posted January 14, 2010 at 9:11 pm

    This is so lame.
    This is a stupid cheap way to make money.

    I hope the Triond community will show it doesn’t approve these fakes and delete this article and I hope all people who read the author delete him from his/her friend list.

    He’s fake himself.

  42. Posted January 14, 2010 at 9:14 pm

    Misleading titles, untrue facts – what is the point in this? Joking about death is one thing, and lying about it is just another. Pretty soon, people are going to recognize your name as an untrustworthy writer. I get that you’re trying to lead people to your article with your titles, but instead of lying and making stuff up, you should try to find REAL stories and make them interesting. While you’ve probably already ruined your reputation, I’m sure there’s still a chance of patching it back up.

  43. Joseph F
    Posted January 14, 2010 at 10:44 pm

    That is terrible to publish! Why are people wasting their time writing crap that is NOT TRUE???
    By the way, how can a person be dead in 2 DIFFERENT PLACES?

  44. Posted January 14, 2010 at 11:18 pm

    do one on miley cyrus 95% on teens would faint into a coma other 5% dont give a ****!!

  45. Posted January 14, 2010 at 11:56 pm

    Pathetic excuse to get more views, generating more money for the author. Johnny Depp is alive and well and will most likely play a major role in the next Batman movie. I hate incorrect articles like this by cheapskates trying to make a quick buck.

  46. Posted January 15, 2010 at 12:10 am

    BOO SLINKY PURPLE site, i really thought Johnny Depp was dead. I love this man ,you really had me going,again BOO.

  47. Posted January 15, 2010 at 12:48 am

    Thanks for sharing this.
    I admit, at first, I believed it. You are very clever!

  48. Posted January 15, 2010 at 1:54 am

    …. dude you cant joke about a death….
    especially someone as famous as johnny depp.
    imagine if everyone believed you… utter chaos

  49. Posted January 15, 2010 at 2:30 am

    As satire, this falls on its face because of the too-near reality tone of article. The story lacks a punch line.

  50. Posted January 15, 2010 at 2:32 am

    Now you need to give this piece a proper keyword density so it gets to number one in engines and you got a hit!

  51. Posted January 15, 2010 at 3:09 am

    You know what hahah I really hope that some you love and look up too dies then look at the amount of people that would be thinking ” see you don’t like it at all especially is if it’s true”
    I agree with Debra sorry if I spell it wrong…triond doesn’t let you submit stuff that has a couple mistakes and they let him publish this???????????????

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  53. Posted January 15, 2010 at 5:00 am

    this is cheap, people on triond are trying to be taken seriously, just a cheap trick if you ask me

  54. Posted January 15, 2010 at 6:15 am

    Revisiting…i previously commented that I regret that I clicked this link. Well, I just want to go back to see what other people would say on this article. How come this false article went to the hot content list! Maybe because of the title, hopefully TRIOND admin would look into this..
    Celebrities….are celebrities but they are still people who have families and friends who might be surprised or affected when they found out that someone is spreading false death news.

  55. Posted January 15, 2010 at 7:12 am

    Just to let everyone know, a friend of mine has contacted Triond after I showed him these articles, and they said they will investigate it, and will remove the user’s account and any funds in it should the material prove to be offensive or illegal.

    I should think it’s both; so hopefully we won’t be seeing any more of this.

  56. Posted January 15, 2010 at 8:25 am

    Hi there Mnodichtomy. I understand you’re trying to create a community buzz. It’s part of what we do as Triond writers.

    But there is always a thin line between controversial topics and MISLEADING ones.

    I’m sorry but this one is misleading. Therefore it doesn’t hold up to ethical standards of writing. (Adding the fact that you are well aware that Mr. Depp is alive, yet you wrote otherwise). I think you have the option to take responsibility and voluntarily take this article down…as soon as possible.

    Of course, only you can make that decision, and no one else.

    Good day, happy writing, and I’ll continue to look forward to your other works. You are a talented writer. and I enjoy reading your articles..although I seldom have the time to comment.

  57. Posted January 15, 2010 at 8:40 am

    actually, I’m really Johnny Depp. And I’m still alive. And able to clobber you :)

  58. Posted January 15, 2010 at 10:41 am

    OMG I thought this is for real. I almost cried… He is going to be my date this Valentines lol

  59. Posted January 15, 2010 at 11:39 am

    He’s alive, and your a you-know-what

  60. Posted January 15, 2010 at 1:13 pm

    You must thrive on reaction and maybe you’re even addicted to conflict, however, satire is satire but you should quit wasting your time writing crap and do some real stuff-like I said-you probably get your jollies by doing stuff like this and also to get people to come read so you can rake in the brownie points-grow up!

  61. Posted January 15, 2010 at 2:21 pm

    this is the only article of yours that I will ever read

  62. Posted January 15, 2010 at 3:50 pm

    Truly pathetic…LewS is right, there’s no point in reading any more of your articles, all you’re doing is generating page views using twisted, pointless libel

  63. Posted January 15, 2010 at 4:41 pm

    Didn’t like it…attention seeking to catch viewers and a cheap shot. Death is not a joke,

  64. Posted January 15, 2010 at 4:53 pm

    Who is next!!!

  65. Posted January 15, 2010 at 4:58 pm

    this is the stupidest way to ever make money why don’t you write on a hot topic that’s actually real like the Haiti earthquake?

  66. Posted January 15, 2010 at 8:22 pm

    Wow…now I know how to make a quick buck.. Report EVERYONE ever alive as dead!

  67. Posted January 15, 2010 at 11:41 pm

    I guess next in the line is Tom Cruise.. though he is hosptalise but stable. However doctors told he might leave us anytime now. However I have personally to his wife and she is ok to live with me. As a next step I am talking to my as I am depenent on her.

  68. Posted January 15, 2010 at 11:43 pm

    This is and old hoax put out there in 2007 hehe Nice Tty though

  69. Posted January 15, 2010 at 11:50 pm

    I don’t think you guys are reading this correctly. At the beginning it says that it is a satire, so obviously it is not true.

  70. Brenda
    Posted January 16, 2010 at 1:34 am

    Even if it was a Satire, it is horrible to post such a thing. Did he think that this was going to get him attention writing such stupidity. Well it sure did give hime attention, because it just shows what an inmature idiot he really is. Carma Baby, death is not a joke, wether it be a celebrity or not.

  71. Posted January 16, 2010 at 1:57 am

    Is this true please tell me Im so stressed out Please

  72. Posted January 16, 2010 at 2:21 am

    Sneaky way to make a buck -_-

  73. Posted January 16, 2010 at 4:11 am

    This went too far! I do hope that this makes you a boat load of money, because if Johnny Depp ever sues you, then you’ll have the retainer for your attorney fee. Very poor taste. I rarely give comments, especially negative ones. Might try telling the truth. I won’t write you off so quickly. Start using your obvious creativity about truthful topics and you’ll earn more than money long-term; you’ll earn a loyal audience. Sure, doing things the right way, takes longer, but your publishing career will, too.

    Sincerely,

    Nelson Doyle

  74. Andrew
    Posted January 16, 2010 at 4:12 am

    biggest hoax I’ve ever read lol

  75. Posted January 16, 2010 at 7:16 am

    Is this a big joke???

  76. Posted January 16, 2010 at 7:43 am

    nice title,it brought me here too. hahaha

  77. Posted January 16, 2010 at 8:06 am

    Really?

  78. Posted January 16, 2010 at 8:40 am

    This is just wrong, I hope someone does sue you for writing this stupid crap. People like you are bottom feeders and have no brain of their own. Making money off someones death but lying about it in the process is just nuts. This site is a place for people who have talent to show it and you defiantly have NONE. Get a life and try making money off something that’s true and no lies….People like you really irritate me cause your crap makes the hot list and also gets so many comments. its junk and that’s why it came to the top. people are cutting you down idiot not praising you. There is a huge difference cant you see that? I think not cause you don’t have a brain in your head or a heart for that matter. Why don’t you crawl back under the rock you came from.

  79. Posted January 16, 2010 at 4:26 pm

    may be his clone!

  80. Posted January 16, 2010 at 6:08 pm

    he is dead..news to me!

  81. Posted January 16, 2010 at 6:13 pm

    imbecile lier

  82. Posted January 16, 2010 at 7:08 pm

    For twisted libel over somebody’ s libel I would have you taken off the site.

  83. Posted January 16, 2010 at 7:43 pm

    This is why Triond has gone down hill. People who write crap and editors who publish anything. This site is becoming a joke.

  84. Posted January 16, 2010 at 7:46 pm

    Funny? Clever? NO.

  85. J. Agnew
    Posted January 16, 2010 at 9:13 pm

    If you meant for this to be funny, it wasn’t!!!!!!!

  86. Posted January 16, 2010 at 10:56 pm

    triond writers take the time to support others by clicking and reading articles. I shall never bother with yours and I suggest other users make the same vow. This is not talent – it is rubbish – and imagine if a member of depps family were to come across this. you got reactions – i also suggest people don’t even comment after this.

  87. katie
    Posted January 17, 2010 at 12:02 am

    wow you retards thats not even close to funny…assholes.

  88. M-RIZZLE
    Posted January 17, 2010 at 1:54 am

    YOU ARE CRAZY AND UNRIGHTEOUS AND MAY GOD BE WITH UR SOUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DHATT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  89. M-RIZZLE
    Posted January 17, 2010 at 1:59 am

    TRUST ME IF JOHHNY DEPP WAS DEAD, WE AMERICANS WOULD KNOW BECAUSE IT WOULD BE ALL OVER THE NEWS. THIS IS A BAD WAY TO GET PEOPLE TO RECOGNIZE YOU AND WHAT YOU ENDED UP GETTIN UP ON UR PAGE WAS MUCH HATE RATHER LOVE. BAD IDEA!!!!!!!!!!!!

  90. URA SICKO
    Posted January 17, 2010 at 3:01 am

    not funny morons. isn\’t there enough bad news in the world right now? Haitians are suffering, our economy is sluggish…and you churn this nonsense out? i\’m never hitting purpleslinky.com evah again! Rot….

  91. Posted January 17, 2010 at 6:31 am

    This is just sick! I don’t find it funny!

  92. Posted January 17, 2010 at 7:28 am

    This is such a pisstake, it is bordering on ‘I want to kill myself’ as opposed to funny. Mnofdichotomy sir, I’ve noticed you to be a very serious writer on Triond and have admired your work in the past. I’m writing this comment not to express my distaste toward the topic of your article (even though it is dreadful to deem someone dead), but instead the body of the article. For me, this is a mere way to gain more clicks proving that Triond doesn’t work on talent but it works on who you know. What is written in this article is 3 lines of actual bollocks (and I am not ashamed to use this language) that has no grammatical accuracy whatsoever. Mnofdichotomy sir, you may fool the entire Triond community into reading this for earning more money but clearly I’m sure there will be many people thinking of you as a dollar eyed talentless man who concentrates more on promoting himself than the sheer talent of his work. You’ve made me lose all respect for you in one second, and this is coming from a 17 year old – I really won’t be clicking any more of your articles if they carry crap such as this (actually, I stopped clicking them before itself because I noticed that you may get all the clicks/comments in the world but you haven’t even returned one apart from spamming my inbox with your stupid promotional mails). I hope you are ashamed of yourself.

    Sorry but I really had to vent my frustration out on you Mnofdichotomy sir because it has been a while since you’ve been grating on me.

  93. Posted January 17, 2010 at 9:10 am

    hah, good way of getting traffic. Can’t say it’s the most legit way of doing it though. I might say that I’ve got an uncut copy of Lindsay Lohan’s sex tape and see how many hits I get off that…

  94. Posted January 17, 2010 at 9:21 am

    I read about this 2 or three years ago. This article although is false, it was found from another article hehe. look at this article and look at the date it was written http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/johnnydepp.asp

  95. Posted January 17, 2010 at 10:54 am

    death is nothing to joke about

  96. Posted January 17, 2010 at 11:26 am

    hai it is a good site

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  98. Posted January 17, 2010 at 4:26 pm

    fake u people r stupid if u belive it get it u stupid!!!

  99. Posted January 17, 2010 at 6:52 pm

    Not funny. Not cool.

  100. Posted January 17, 2010 at 6:55 pm

    If I could take my click back, I would.

  101. Posted January 17, 2010 at 7:34 pm

    Thank God he was found. Otherwise we might have lost him.

  102. Posted January 17, 2010 at 8:32 pm

    Wow, this is stupid, how is this on the front page?
    Its not even real, the writing is terrible and it has had no thought or anything put into it.
    And yet I bet he has made a crapload from it right?

  103. Posted January 17, 2010 at 10:53 pm

    I myself do not think this is a funny jokewhat if you read something like this about one of you friends or family members..this is not a joke but a horriffic lie and this article should be banned

  104. Posted January 17, 2010 at 10:54 pm

    Death is not funny and not something to joke about

  105. Posted January 17, 2010 at 11:39 pm

    The most pointless article I’ve ever read.

  106. Posted January 18, 2010 at 9:14 am

    ahaan? that really shrilled me! thank god its a parody!

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  108. Posted January 18, 2010 at 5:07 pm

    Wow! You shocked me for a minute!

  109. Posted January 18, 2010 at 7:42 pm

    This is so dumb. Someone must really not like the guy, to write something this horrible. This should reallly be taken down!

  110. KLTCast
    Posted January 19, 2010 at 12:00 am

    Wow, how someone can even think posting someone’s death is a joke is absolutely amazing. I wonder if someone texted all your friends and family that you had passed away if you would find humor in that!

  111. Posted January 19, 2010 at 6:12 am

    nice..

  112. Posted January 19, 2010 at 6:17 am

    This is amazing. I have always wondered how to have many views… I guess this is it. Madame… Well done on this. I wont try to imitate this, though. Its so lame to piss everybody off by telling a lie. But I guess it doesn’t matter to you coz you have lots of money :)

    Anyway, girly… You need to change your user name. After this? We won’t ever want to check on your work again.

    Regards,
    Maxx

  113. Posted January 19, 2010 at 10:19 am

    I don’t find this funny at all. Do u think death is funny? U have Haiti victims dying there. Do u want to joke on that too? This is sick MnO. I really respected ur previous works. But this is just not nice.

  114. Posted January 19, 2010 at 12:23 pm

    I go with what Billy bob said: ‘Johnny Depp aint dead not unless he was found dead in his london home and in a car crash’. Yah it’s true.

  115. Posted January 19, 2010 at 3:56 pm

    Dude, seriously, You are going to give me a heart attack! First, you freakin scared me with Tiger Woods. And now with Johnny Depp. I love Johnny Depp. Why don’t you focus on the situation in Haiti instead? THIS IS NOT FUNNY!

  116. Posted January 19, 2010 at 5:18 pm

    You are one sick, twisted puppy, yet that was what you were hoping to hear wasn’t it? Congratulations, it looks like you got the reaction you were going for; anyone willing to take that kind of a shot on someone as famous and loved as Johnny Depp, has got to have more than one screw loose, you are ridiculous to say the least.

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  118. aprille de la cruz
    Posted January 20, 2010 at 2:26 am

    Hey!! Who ever made this joke it’s not cute!!!!! be carefu what your posting!!!!!!!!this article is a waste!!!!!please!!!!!!!!!!! i love johnny depp so much!!! his the most sexiest man alive!!!!!!

  119. Jenny
    Posted January 20, 2010 at 3:42 am

    May this article haunt you for the rest of your pitiful life. If you want to be a journalist or writer I hope this little “gem” rolls up and no one ever takes you serious ever again. If you don’t want to be a journalist I still hope this will come up as something that haunts you and keeps you from ever succeeding in life.

  120. Posted January 20, 2010 at 12:18 pm

    don’t know if i like this or not

  121. Posted January 20, 2010 at 2:03 pm

    I can’t believe Triond actually published this libelous piece of slander let alone putting it on the hot list. Triond should remove it immediately and the author should be sued!!

  122. Posted January 20, 2010 at 4:04 pm

    hehehe… the title brings me here.

  123. Posted January 20, 2010 at 7:14 pm

    kinda dying out seriously stop making stuff like this

  124. Posted January 20, 2010 at 9:20 pm

    A PS from me
    triond should never have put this on this hot content list. I am removing you from my friends list and I hope all other readers who feel the same about this article will remove you from their lists too.

  125. Posted January 20, 2010 at 9:28 pm

    This was a waste of time…seriously

  126. Posted January 20, 2010 at 11:09 pm

    You are a pathetic waste of my time. I will NEVER click on another article of yours on Triond, pal. I think you’ve finally guaranteed that you’re going to leave Triond, because from now on nobody is going to read one word that you’ve written.

  127. Posted January 20, 2010 at 11:16 pm

    When you use this idea to make a point, FINE. When you use it to produce crap that a 2 year-old can produce then we have a problem. Also, we have to face the fact that Triond was being irresponsible for publishing this in the first place.

  128. Posted January 21, 2010 at 12:34 am

    This is a hoax… =0

  129. Posted January 21, 2010 at 1:44 am

    This was pretty crazy. My heart literally dropped because of all of the deaths that have been happening lately. Especially thinking of Haiti. I just really sympathize with the families and the title of this article gave me a nice little scare. I’m not angry, I just ask that you don’t do that to me again…

  130. Posted January 21, 2010 at 1:45 am

    You were playing with my emotions.

  131. Posted January 21, 2010 at 3:35 am

    Hmmmm… for a second I was about to do some research! But it’s not alright to make jokes like this, and you should’ve known better.

  132. dead
    Posted January 24, 2010 at 3:32 am

    DEADDDD

  133. lauren
    Posted January 24, 2010 at 4:35 am

    that is a terrible joke! how dare you, asshole!
    the url says: humor/satire/actorjohnnydeppfounddead
    HOW HELL IS THAT FUNNY!?
    DO YOU SEE ANYONE LAUGHING!?
    my god, the nerve of some people.

  134. WHOEVER
    Posted January 24, 2010 at 4:50 am

    Yeah, right. Everyone’s laughing. Joke of the year.

  135. Posted January 24, 2010 at 6:28 am

    it’s not funny! i can’t believe it.

  136. IT DOESN'T MATTER
    Posted January 24, 2010 at 8:58 am

    omg guys, you are so stupid… he’s not dead and i don’t give a thing about what you say…
    IDIOTS!

  137. Nickyla
    Posted January 24, 2010 at 9:15 am

    Its A Load Of Bull Crap

    16th January 2010 – Dead In His Paris Home
    24th January 2010 – Dead In A Fatal Car Crash (Guard Rail Went Through The Car)

    Its A Load Of CRAP!

    We Have All Had Enough Of These Rumors!

  138. Lucy isnt dead either
    Posted January 24, 2010 at 10:11 am

    hes not dead theres been several rumours of how he died http://www.angelfire.com/ab7/cnn_espn0808/hugecase.html heres one
    HES NOT DEAD STOP SPREADING THIS

  139. Posted January 24, 2010 at 10:40 am

    Johnny depp isn’t dead… You can see proof on my link about he being well..

  140. Posted January 24, 2010 at 11:05 am

    Heya everyone, I just thought I’d add my 2 cents….

    People seem to be complaining about the claim that someone is dead, however, I feel another quite major issue is how on earth did this get to Triond’s “Hot Content” list? The article isn’t even finished, with “There is speculation that his death was caused b” appearing as the last sentence…seriously Triond, what the hell?

  141. Posted January 24, 2010 at 11:38 am

    Guys guys it’s a hoax, first he dies in a fatal car crash, now he’s found dead in paris. please, watch the news, if he was dead it would be on something other than the internet where even someone like me can start a REALLY lame rumor when they SHOULD be doing their HTML homework.

  142. Posted January 24, 2010 at 11:54 am

    Check this great article on Resolutions:

    http://socyberty.com/advice/2010-resolutions/

    Cheers

  143. Posted January 24, 2010 at 12:24 pm

    bollocks

  144. Posted January 24, 2010 at 12:36 pm

    Take a look at this article about jailbreaking ipod touches/iphones.
    Really interesting!!

    http://computersight.com/computers/how-to-jailbreak-an-ipod-touch-iphone/

  145. Posted January 24, 2010 at 2:18 pm

    Mnof, cooking stories gets professional journalists “burned at the stake” careerwise, but I have to admit you ARE good at drawing the crowds.

  146. Posted January 24, 2010 at 3:52 pm

    I AM GOING TO HAVE TO START WRITING ARTICLES LIKE THESE AND MAKE MONEY OUT OF FOOLS TOO.

    MY FAVORITE ACTOR IS NOT DEAD!

    WHATEVER CLEVER! GOOD TRY THOUGH

  147. Posted January 24, 2010 at 4:40 pm

    Great article… how many hits has this given you? It’s been at the top of the “Hot Content” since I signed up… and everything else has changed.

  148. Dr.Jamming
    Posted January 24, 2010 at 7:08 pm

    Isn’t is weird how every story on the internet is completely different in how he died? Y’know, as if it’s fake?

  149. Posted January 24, 2010 at 9:11 pm

    FREE RUNESCAPE ACCOUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!! CLICK ON THE LINK!!!!!

    http://gameolosophy.com/games/online/runescape/free-lvl-126-runescape-account-no-information-needed-not-a-scam/

  150. aqwa
    Posted January 25, 2010 at 5:44 am

    padan muka.

  151. Posted January 25, 2010 at 7:11 am

    I know writers are supposed to write/ fiction writers even lie often, reporters report so maybe you need to decide which side you are on. This is horrendous, even for a joke. I think like many others you just want people to click on. A real writer can only dissapoint their audience with weak writing so many times before they will no longer bother with it.
    The internet is world wide, what happens when someone decides to sue you over something like this? Do you get enough clicks to pay for that?

  152. an half american/dutch girl
    Posted January 25, 2010 at 7:17 am

    come on lies lies lies good story for a new movie !!!!
    But if johnny Depp died then it would be on the news all over over the world like britanny murphey.

    people who believe is true they are dumb and stupid.

    And people who telling about them come on they are normale people like us only they are working an other way

  153. Posted January 25, 2010 at 6:18 pm

    http://purpleslinky.com/humor/satire/tom-hanks-died-in-crash/

    Ya, well Tom Hanks died in a plane crash. Look for the twist.

  154. Posted January 25, 2010 at 7:54 pm

    http://authspot.com/poetry/mistaken-identity-3/

  155. Posted January 25, 2010 at 11:39 pm

    Nice going gaining revenue from a fake piece of news.
    >:(

  156. Posted January 25, 2010 at 11:54 pm

    oh

  157. Posted January 26, 2010 at 8:54 am

    Was the article is edited by Triond Editor or something? It was completed back then. But in any case, this article is pathetic.

  158. Posted January 26, 2010 at 10:17 am

    nice

  159. Posted January 26, 2010 at 3:27 pm

    It’s amazing how we all flock to this like flies…

  160. Posted January 27, 2010 at 12:11 am

    Desperate? That was just stupid.

  161. Posted January 27, 2010 at 2:52 am

    LOL

  162. Rhys Paul Hovey
    Posted January 27, 2010 at 4:41 am

    Um,.. I know the PIRATE CODE:

    My name is Rhys Paul Hovey, and for sometime, I’ve been investigating the links between “thought control” or “mind control” in the mainstream computer industry, specially those companies which grew during the home computer era (Microsoft,commodore,apple, Atari (warner), Nintendo). Much of this research is rooted around 2 events, the inclusion of my personal information in ROGER WATERS: RADIO KAOS (album about mind control) and introduction of Microsoft’s PROJECT NATAL. Through finding out that WATERS included my personal data in RADIO KAOS, I could pinpoint from the date (I was 13-14 years old) that he most likely was given information obtained via MY COMMODORE 64 MODEM, in which my codename was RADIO CONTROLLED MEGA PIRATE (RCMP), where I set up an appointment with RON SMITH of LMS technologies, to trade a Kracker Jax RAMBOard, for a utilities unlimited SUPERCARD. These are COMMODORE 64 MOD CHIPS. It is highly possibly that my modem data was recorded on their “pedophile detectors”. Since ROGER WATERS:RADIO KAOS, is very forward about mind control, I took this on as part of the reason I was a victim, and assumed that this information used by waters, could discover the links to the HOME computer industry. Indeed I started to investigate EAGLE SOFT INCORPORATED, as they were early home computer organized crime. This soon led me to the “octopus” trail, of Paul Allen, and “rock prophecy” (see youtube: rockprophecy paul allen). and through ESI, was able to obtain, the names of several people who’s names are fake, and who are possibly covert ops. BEN DAGLISH, and ANTONY “the rat” CROWTHER, worked together with ROB HUBBARD on “Auf Wiedersehen Monty (German for “Goodbye Monty”). This may bind ROB HUBBARD, to L RON HUBBARD of Scientology, which was most likely the NAVY, and scientoloy remains the police to this day at the inner level. EAGLE SOFT INC, used “the rat”’s song “FOOTBALLER OF THE YEAR”,. which indeed points to PAUL ALLEN, as well. The reason that this data was stored in CD’s and Video games, is that it would be mass distribution, and exported, and difficult to be destroyed, or hacked. Indeed it is beginning to serve it’s purpose, the adjenda of hiding mind control, and it’s integration with the HOME computer (see scientology MY COMMODORE video). It also shows the role of artists, ROGER WATERS,JAMES CAMERON, KONAMI METAL GEAR SOLID, STEVEN SPEILBERG, DON MATRIX (EA), and how they help hide the mass murder and torture of children with satalite technology. Many of these people have fake names, and are being implicated by the over use of the digit 8, and in many cases 9,42,and 1984. You too, can learn the RADIO CONTROLLED MEGA PIRATE story, and the FOREST HILL ELEMENTARY SCHOOL, 1984 incident, district 18, and MR CASE,. and you can see a lot of the state of the art on the fight against MIND CONTROL,. or THOUGHT CONTROL, and you to can help spread awareness, of the depressing and deadly “advertising” related technology, and the artists and fake “activists” involved. ROGER WATERS: Amused to death, the album after RADIO KAOS, song #1 was called: The BALLAD OF BILL HUBBARD, and song #8 was called “too much rope”, and indeed at the 1984 elementary school, a child “MONTY” hung himself in the forest playing with rope, and he was friends with MARC and REESE and JEFF,. now this brings me to Bill Gates deposition video where he mentioned “Marc Andreesen” and “hooks in his API”, I believe that this deposition was related to the operation, Bill Gates, and ROGER WATERS, and STEVE “little boy” BALMER, and STEVE BLANK (Hidden in plain site) all look like fake names to me, and they may be part of it, or criminals.

  163. Posted January 27, 2010 at 10:34 am

    :

  164. Posted January 27, 2010 at 11:26 am

    one thing that can happen anytime, anywhere

  165. Posted January 27, 2010 at 3:12 pm

    Awesome article must be rich by now with all the people who viewed this! I made something similar, however this one is true and happened today at 4:30 am. http://socyberty.com/people/youtube-star-fred-is-dead/

  166. Posted January 27, 2010 at 9:55 pm

    Another bad writer who writes something false just for viewers…get a life.

  167. Posted January 27, 2010 at 10:12 pm

    holy this guy is making a whole ton of money off of this!!!

  168. Posted January 27, 2010 at 10:35 pm

    Ah…so…Johnny Depp is NOT really dead? Right?

  169. Posted January 28, 2010 at 12:30 am

    I’m in full agreement that this article is a terrible hoax, and a dirty way to make five cents.

    But I’d also like to remind everybody, that by commenting on this fake’s article, we’re earning him even more revenue. So, if we’re all so against it, why are we putting more money in his pocket? I’m pretty sure he got the message that everybody here hates him now.

  170. Posted January 31, 2010 at 11:19 am

    Hahahahah, what kind of returns your getting on your adwords? Whatever works right? Cheers

  171. Rhys Paul Hovey
    Posted February 1, 2010 at 3:22 pm

    Oh yeah,. about RADIO KAOS,. it appears that the next part may be coming true,. our computer mob, who are “pinned” by the trail,. are indeed starting a war with TAIWAN and china now,.

    in the morse code message:

    SYLVESTER STALONE is “RAMBOard”
    the South China Sea, is TAIWAN,.

    RAMBOoard is a pirate computer chip, that was given to children to help “steal” the computer industry by giving games for free and helping Microsoft and paul allen. It was a COMMODORE thing,. much like Scientology, of “mind control murder” fame,.

    lets hope those who wish to warn the children, WIN the war,. either way the US is guilty right now. They could “CHANGE”

  172. Rhys Paul Hovey
    Posted February 2, 2010 at 2:23 am

    Something even more HORRIFYING coming true for the “infamous”,. MARITIME survielance is new,. and the District 18 elementary school, was in the MARTIMES, that is what the regions is known as,. Lockheed are most famous for their MARITIME survielance, and right now all the NAVY ships in Vancouver, are saying there doing MARITIME survielance, and the cops are playing with SECOND life,. and I’m running around on ROBSON street, saying “were catching mind control wh*res to scared women for GENERAL ELECTRICS MRI olympic propaganda, hunting for neural activity for anyone knowing ANYTHING about what a “MCW” is!.These dudes can get a single memory in their MRI I swear,. you really can help this way,. LOT’s of FAKE sounds on the street,. Mind Read Bait EVEYWHERE,. Does the sound fit the picture??

  173. Rhys Paul Hovey
    Posted February 2, 2010 at 2:27 am

    BIG DATABASE,.. BIG SEARCH,.. this kind of thing can help cut things down when catching covert stalkers that think they work for scientology or something.

  174. Rhys Paul Hovey
    Posted February 2, 2010 at 2:27 am

    DEATH BY CULLING

  175. Rhys Paul Hovey
    Posted February 2, 2010 at 2:55 am

    Oops here’s another JOHNNY DEPP link,. with the BANANA being the instrument which saves the world.

    On ROBSON STREET,. now Mind Control Murder Alley:(vancover,. boomtown to bob geldolf)

    My initial fascination with this kind of thing beyond ADVERCITIES the book,. was to walk around talking into a BANANA,. as a cell phone,. sneaking up behind Asian girls and saying “9/10 Men Actually prefer BLONDE hair”,.. hahahah,. or bald guys “yeah,. my Dad’s on Rogaine, and he did’nt go limp!” GE,. know about his maybe,. hahahah…. That explains Johnny Depp now,. his banana boat songs.

  176. Rhys Paul Hovey
    Posted February 3, 2010 at 5:04 am

    About NEGATIVLAND,. and SST records,. the ATARI ST, Warnerbors,. and MY COMMODORE,. L RON HUBBARD,. NEGATIVELAND had CHRIS GRIGG in it,. who was a ROCKSTAR computer guy like the others in ROCKPROPHECY who “pinned the trail” on the bad guys: Negativland had legal problems with U2 as well.

    This SST records,. pretty much sums up that they know about this “SOLID STATE TRANSMISSION” that is going on here,. this is NEGATIVLAND’s record company,. just like EMI records.

    SST Records is an American independent record label formed in 1978 in Long Beach, California by musician Greg Ginn. The company was initially called Solid State Transmitters through which Ginn sold electronics equipment. Ginn repurposed the company as a record label to release material by his band Black Flag.

    We are in major risk here now,. things are getting bad in the SOUTH CHINA sea, as well, as WATERS SAID,. (radio kaos,. Taiwan, RAMBOard)

  177. Alex
    Posted February 7, 2010 at 10:25 pm

    I would think that those who care enough about to leave a comment would want to read the whole article before doing so. It’s made quite clear a few lines later that he isn’t dead, the rest of the article makes a valid point about the public’s slightly twisted obsession with celebrity deaths, which doesn’t make it a waste of space. And although the title is obviously designed to bring in views, this is similar to something that most newspapers do, exaggerating headlines to draw people in to read the rest.

  178. Elysia
    Posted February 7, 2010 at 11:09 pm

    Get a grip people. This just enhances the popularity of Johnny Depp. It doesn’t hurt him, it doesn’t hurt his family, and it certainly doesn’t hurt people who never have and never will meet him. I thought it was a great comment on how we flock to sensational “news” items.

  179. Rhys Paul Hovey
    Posted February 9, 2010 at 3:15 am

    Some very big news on this,. Hillary Clinton, and AM SLAUGHTER are my MOM, and close to HOME,. hillary may even be in danger having AM slaughter around, this is mind reader bait,. the PIG SLAUGHTER is the Pink Floyd,. what I mean by mind reader bait is , that this AM Slaughter’s name, is part of the crime, and if she realizes that AM means MY mother,. then the computer can pick this up.

    Here is MY COMMODORE Scientology video:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_w-YWwC1lI

  180. Rhys Paul Hovey
    Posted February 9, 2010 at 5:09 am

    You know,. if you are reading this,. you should really get SYNTH video game, and look at the EASTER EGG DOCUMENT,. it has a nice “victims” description to some their propaganda, online presence, and AI. Belive it or not, it could save your children’s lives,. Some of these stars like Johnny Depp, their children are almost garantee’d to have this kind of thing used on them,. that is why I included the essay, and did not put “mind control” into the content of the video game, as WATERS had done,. but computer software is a much more multimedia art form.

  181. kayla
    Posted February 9, 2010 at 1:51 pm

    that is not true because he just started a film called Alice and Wonderland.

  182. Rhys Paul Hovey
    Posted February 10, 2010 at 3:18 am

    They have shown me the “UGLIFICATION” filters that they are using,. thought youtube, and HILLARY CLINTON, BRAD PITT, and ANGELINA JOLIE,. PLEASE WARN your children about the fact that there are virii/trojan apps (GIMP for example) that will slowly “deform” their pictures slightly uglier than they are and start contextualizing their advertisements around their new fake “disproportional” like, leper skin, nose humpers (skewing) chin “underbiters”,. fatteners,. TAKE IT FROM THE CREATORS OF THIS FILTH PLEASE,. I know EXACTLY how this works, and it does,. at it can take 6 months to deform the picture,. very slow,. do not let your self esteem be based on digital photographs stored on INTERNET connected PC’s,. virus scanners are CRAP!!! These programs can detect faces in any photograph and do HUNDREDS of photographs,. they are most effective on CLOSEUPS.

  183. Rhys Paul Hovey
    Posted February 10, 2010 at 3:53 am

    I’m going to leave a VERY DETAILED text description of my face on this blog for the crawler to cache,. just in case anyone needs to know, who needs to get in touch with me or anything and cannot find a picture online, or other WORSE THINGS,. like lawyers,. FBI,. CIA,. NAVY,.

    As of Feb 8 2010:

    * I have dark brown hair with a layer (about chin length) pushed back to look like a pony tail hair style.
    * My L/W ratio of my face is approx 1.41
    * My jawline angle slope is approx 1:1
    * I have high cheek bones
    * My face divides into even 3rds from fairly straight on with a 35mm
    * My nose is relatively triangular and “flat”
    * I have “full lips” for a white male (I’m part French Canadian) that has “diagnol sides”
    * I have blue grey eyes, that are similar in shape to (johnny depp)
    * The width of my nose is precisely the inner of my eye (similar to classic plastic surgery diagrams)
    * one of my ear’s is slightly higher than the other (my right hear) approx 3 mm (mostly from sleeping on it more)
    * My ears do not really “stick out” they are somewhat “set back”
    * I have a “class one” profile, average forehead slant, and no major underbite or overbite, nor ridge.
    * The back of my mandible bone is approx level with my lip corner.
    * I have class 1 orthodontic occlusion
    * I have a fairly thick eyebrow ridge.
    * My hair is wavy
    * I am 6 ft 0.5 inches
    * weight 155 lbs
    * my shoe size is 10.5-11
    * my facial symmetry has been shown to be approx equal to Angelina Jolie.
    * I have narrow longish fingers.
    *I am missing 1 molar on the left
    *I have 1 dental implant that is not capped
    *it should be easy to find on the internet that I had MAJOR confidence,. people do tell me I look like either Johnny Depp or Angelina Jolie’s Brother,.
    I am considered attractive amongst my peers, and was indeed studying acting in Hollywood under William Morgan Sheppard.

  184. Meescha
    Posted February 14, 2010 at 3:15 am

    I want everybody to stop creating over a black sense of humour, the man just needs to take time out so he is spending his crap of mentality at my house, not a problem, nothing to worry about.

  185. kate Todd
    Posted February 17, 2010 at 1:23 am

    But seriously…..would you have laughed and shrugged it off if he wasn’t famous?

  186. blueeyedsmurf
    Posted February 17, 2010 at 7:35 am

    ye gads, don’t u peeps have anything better to do?? judging people for calling u out, all u do is make them laff more…

  187. Posted February 18, 2010 at 7:11 pm

    - wow dhis shxtt fuqqin krazii yuh mde hella pple madd az hell !!!
    l0lzz ‘ dhis shxtt pissed pple off bhu shxttz reel ii quess…
    T R A G I C !!!

  188. 2BRNO2B?
    Posted February 21, 2010 at 11:46 pm

    Well.. to be honest. I actually came here not because I wanted to see the when he died. I actually came cuz I was looking up Johnny Depp biography to see how he was raised and what his heritage is.. It popped up Johnny Depp Dead, as one of the suggested searches, so I was like.. what? He isn’t dead. Not only that, I didn’t know for sure, but my girlfriend is a HUGE fan of Johnny Depp…. so I wanted to see if it was real.. But actually, I don’t really care WHAT you think. You’ll probably call me a liar.. but I don’t really give a damn. In fact, I don’t even know why I’m submitting this comment. Oh well.

  189. Just_Me
    Posted March 1, 2010 at 4:29 pm

    Okay…
    I totally got fooled by you x’D
    nice one :P
    Sad thing is you’re actually right :D
    wel done :D

  190. im_in_love_with_JHONNY_DEPP!
    Posted March 1, 2010 at 7:25 pm

    You had me going for a second.lol!
    the only movies ive seen w/ Johnny are

    Sweeney Todd (LOVED IT!!)

    Edward Scissorhands(LOVED IT!!)

    Pirates of the Carribian(LOVED IT!!)

    I WANT MORE! On march 5th ima see alice in wonderland!
    im sure he’ll look fine as orange headed midget with a hat that goes to tea partys with a rabbit……………………LOL

  191. dido
    Posted March 4, 2010 at 7:41 pm

    definately not offended by this and noone should be. but whoever wrote it wayyyyyyyyy over analyzed why people are interested in celebrity deaths haha.

  192. Rachelle
    Posted March 6, 2010 at 1:03 pm

    The people who made this up are seriously sick..

  193. Jane
    Posted March 7, 2010 at 7:10 am

    Hey, you guy actually are right.
    I mean…I did’n clicked that to see if Johnny is dead, but because I wondered why has someone written such a stuff. I kinda like your little monologue. and, you know, most people clicked this cause they…wanted a little show in their patethic lifes?
    whatsoever….
    keep enjoying the irony…who cares.
    bye

  194. Lord Teapot
    Posted March 7, 2010 at 12:04 pm

    I disagree fundamentaly, for one thing there are practical implications if this celebrity died unlike some toehrs who are famous for being famous. I like quite a lot of the films he is in and he’s a good actor, many people would be interested to know if this was true or not for the practical informaton leading them to assume he would not be appearing in future films. You grouped an individiual with a mass. This is illogical, this artical is obviously about a group so why involve the individual? If the only wa yto gain support is by tricking your readers into thinking your way thats a very low form of doing it. Also your swearing is uncalled for and makes your arguement look unproffessional.

  195. Alexis
    Posted March 10, 2010 at 8:47 pm

    I personally found this hilarious! because everything you said was true. brownie points for you my friend!!!

  196. Hux
    Posted March 11, 2010 at 1:56 am

    Bunch of friggin sheeple commenting on this. Grow up losers. Great article.

  197. Candace
    Posted March 11, 2010 at 2:05 pm

    I, personally, am a HUGE Johnny Depp fan! After seeing his interviews, I believe that should Johnny read this, he would laugh his ass off!!! If you pay attention, you will know that nothing in this article is real. It’s funny! Get a sense of humor people!

  198. mathias
    Posted March 16, 2010 at 10:11 am

    He is not death.. i am from denmark and searched for it after i read the story. THIS IS GOD DAMN FAKE!!!! he is not dead, he is alive. IF depp were dead, it would have been in the news!!! ITS JUST A FAKE PAGE, ! NOTHING ELLS!

  199. MadAsAHatter
    Posted March 19, 2010 at 4:23 pm

    I agree. Completely. I clicked the link because . . I don’t read newspapers, and I don’t keep up-to-date. So, I checked. Just in case. But every single f*cking thing you’ve said, is completely correct. So, good for you. Thumbs up and all that.

  200. Marie
    Posted April 10, 2010 at 5:08 pm

    Okay, to the dumb @$$ who actually created this website, now I know that this person seriously don’t have anything to do with his/her time. Seriously, you should get a life. And stop insulting people you don’t even know, personally.

  201. Smith
    Posted April 11, 2010 at 11:12 pm

    I don’t believe it. It must be a joke.

  202. Posted April 14, 2010 at 7:30 am

    Johnny Depp Is dead???
    ohh! Its not real
    Why they say Johnny Depp is dead…..
    but its not true!!!
    And my father say Johnny Depp is not dead!
    and he is not old he is young to have a cancer!!!!!!!!
    YOU LIERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND EVIL PEOPLE!!!!
    DO NOT BELIEVE THIS ONE!! ITS NOT TRUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  203. olliver jackson
    Posted April 17, 2010 at 12:33 am

    johnny depp is “NOT!” i repeat “NOT!” dead. I know because my family had just saw him in Tallukah lake and he is pirfectly healthy so think before you post a lie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  204. james
    Posted April 17, 2010 at 12:41 am

    all I’ve got to say is who ever posted this s**t are a**-h***s! and deserve to be shot! Who ever posted this is a dirty self-centered A**-H**E who has absolutely NO respect for actors!….GO TO HELL!!!

  205. Yolanda
    Posted April 18, 2010 at 3:56 pm

    I Love Johnny Depp.

  206. Posted April 22, 2010 at 10:36 am

    I repeat that this content is libelous. If you are unfamiliar with defamation law and lawsuits won against the media, go to
    http://www.medialaw.org/Content/NavigationMenu/Public_Resources/Libel_FAQs/Libel_FAQs.htm

    Your so-called articles are horrible and a dirty way to make a few cents. I think about some of Johnny’s (or other celebs) family or friends reading this unknowingly as a real story and the pain that would cause for them. I wish that one of these celebrities would defend themselves against such defamation. Unfortunately, you are a small fish and probably not worth the time to sue.

  207. Posted April 27, 2010 at 9:11 pm

    I can’t believe that someone would post this saying that Johnny Depp died because he didn’t and this hoax is ridiculous. I just want you to know that this was ignorant of you and you need to find something better to do with your life.

  208. Posted April 27, 2010 at 9:12 pm

    I can\\\’t believe that someone would post this saying that Johnny Depp died because he didn\\\’t and this hoax is ridiculous. I just want you to know that this was ignorant of you and you need to find something better to do with your life.

  209. Posted April 27, 2010 at 9:14 pm

    I can\\\’t believe that someone would post this saying that Johnny Depp died because he didn\\\’t and this hoax is ridiculous. I just want you to know that this was ignorant of you and you need to find something better to do with your life.

  210. Carrie
    Posted May 16, 2010 at 2:42 pm

    Jon Depp is alive and well-do not post that people have passes when they have not..very disturbing to hear you say that about another human life . quit worrying about Jon Depp’s life and get one of your own

  211. Anonymous
    Posted May 21, 2010 at 10:00 pm

    I think it is highly ignorant for people to complain about this. Johnny Depps death would not affect any of you, short of not being able to see him in new movies.

    People should understand that this is the internet. This is the equivalent of that Sun Magazine. It’s a highly satirical magazine. Without decent common sense, people believe anything and get upset when they find out they were wrong.

    Apparently this is many people’s first time on the internet. To take anything as fact, is simply foolish.

  212. Posted May 21, 2010 at 11:20 pm

    no mames pendejos se pasan de lanza que johnny depp esta muerto por dios gente jamas vamis a creer en choros

  213. katie
    Posted May 22, 2010 at 5:32 pm

    god that was funny:) and so true

    ps I LOVE JOHNNY! :)

  214. hellomars
    Posted June 6, 2010 at 5:38 am

    You might like to imply that you are a (good) writer, but I have inferred from the example provided that this might not necessarily be the case.

  215. Rhiannon
    Posted November 26, 2010 at 4:38 am

    gosh i can’t belive that jonniy depp is dead he was great in pirates of the carabeen my autie keira use to bring all the movies every weekend

  216. Posted December 4, 2010 at 5:02 am

    Great content..

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    http://itsmeyourmentor.blogspot.com

  217. Mushookie
    Posted January 7, 2011 at 9:34 am

    Just quickly reading through the comments, all you people who actually think he’s dead, then ur an idiot, HE EVEN SAID IN THE ARTICLE “another lame article about a RUMORED celebrities death” Dont you think it would be all over the world that he’s dead!! Johnny Depp is a LEGEND!

  218. Posted January 7, 2011 at 7:07 pm

    Checking something out, mnofmo; carry on killing folk.

  219. Andrew Redshield
    Posted February 7, 2011 at 10:30 am

    Hahaha Johnny Deep does not die…this is just a joke posted on Facebook…i see it at news….so delete that or u can got trubels if the real johnny deep see that >:D

  220. jenny1243
    Posted April 16, 2011 at 3:56 pm

    It’s really not funny and i Would’ve cried as a fyi. a lot cried for elvis, not as many but a lot will cry for depp so shut up. You shouldn’t trick people just for attention.

  221. John
    Posted October 15, 2011 at 9:39 pm

    Whats wrong with u dude? we all know. even my son he watched the Kids Choice Awards in 2011 and johnny depp made an apperance. just a way to get page views.

  222. Posted October 15, 2011 at 9:43 pm

    i am telling u now, i am not dead. Yes i am the real Johnny so stop thinking i am a fake one.

  223. Amber
    Posted November 19, 2011 at 6:39 pm

    Wow.. the internet get’s so retarted nowadays. A true fan of johnny depp speaking.. This is so dramatic, and idk why i’m even writing on this stupid attention getter article.. People need to grow up and leave non-factual information off the internet, everyone knows johhny is not dead, i would be upset if he were, but sh** happens, and life goes on. This article is pointless and should of never been posted.

  224. Space
    Posted March 8, 2012 at 8:56 pm

    Don’t ever listen to the lizzards ma man. This is BADcountry..Ofcourse depp won’t sue this article you dumb beasts. A GREAT PIECE OF GONZO JOURNALIZM as Hunter had wanted to. You animals didn’t even read further when you got the point it wasn’t a fanletter but an essay.The hypocrizm is killing our sociaty. peace man, thanx 4 taking life serious.

  225. Posted April 23, 2012 at 10:39 am

    came here through some of your other articles knew this was fake to but you are completely right on how people enjoy morbid things but they deny it with such a passion usually. hell just look at the past and you can see just how crazy and hyped up we get on that stuff Ex. the gladiators of Rome, duels, horror movies.

  226. Nomnomnom
    Posted June 5, 2012 at 2:06 pm

    Strange, how could he be at the MTV movie awards then??
    And who played Barnabas Collins?
    And in Pirates of the Caribbean 4?
    Please people, why should you say those things about people?
    What’s wrong with those people.

  227. Posted September 26, 2012 at 10:54 pm

    i love johnny depp to the core and would die if he did!!!!!!!!!
    this should illeagle makeing bucks off of lame lies! if he gone then tell me, who played in pirates of the caribbean, dark shadows, or the future pirates of the caribbean, huh huh oh yeah you dont know, bam you just got served. this website sucks, oh and um

    LONG LIVE JOHNNY DEPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  228. Posted September 26, 2012 at 10:55 pm

    i love johnny depp to the core and would die if he did!!!!!!!!!
    this should illeagle makeing bucks off of lame lies! if he gone then tell me, who played in pirates of the caribbean, dark shadows, or the future pirates of the caribbean, huh huh oh yeah you dont know, bam you just got served. this website sucks, oh and um

    LONG LIVE JOHNNY DEPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  229. sexylady7195
    Posted October 10, 2012 at 11:03 am

    this dumb butt has too much time on his hands/ Do u enjoy killing peoplei in ur mind. people like u need to be shot, When fans just want to know if thier favorite actor has died. I would like to see him finish the last pirite movie. Im glad hes not dead. Hes a great actor.

  230. NATE
    Posted October 17, 2012 at 2:47 am

    TROLL…….-_-

  231. meme
    Posted November 2, 2012 at 11:51 am

    johnny depp just a screen name….he’s just a name of a star……so who do you love the guy or the movie…..

  232. Posted December 10, 2012 at 5:28 pm

    This kind of article is crap. Make bullshit up to get views. What’s the problem? Can’t write anything good or truthful?

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