“I have a brain!

“Please! Dis is very important for de public to understand – I do have a brain!

“I want you to know that dis problem with de budget is not my fault.

“In response to some of the rumors, I’d like to point out dat de steroid use did not affect my brain. Steroids do not affect de brain.

“It is very unfair for people to call me ‘Meathead’.

“I build my muscles to make my body look very beautiful. Dis is a very good thing, eh? My brain is OK. It works OK, eh?

“Did you see my old movies?

“Der! “