Four unlikely dancers recently performed in Washington.

Obama: “How is it that political cartoonists can get away with this?

Bush: “I tried for eight years to explain Machiavelli to the American public. Especially the part, ‘It’s better to be feared than loved.’ Americans just don’t get it.

Kerry: “People don’t understand the pressures of Washington life.

McCain: “Why don’t they make the North Korean or Iranian leaders look like idiots?

Bush: “Those leaders don’t need any help looking like idiots.

Obama: “Well, at least it keeps up the TV ratings.

McCain: “My leotards are too tight.

Obama: “What do you expect me to do about that during mid-performance? Call the Secret Service?

Bush: “Put a lid on it Kerry.”