Dollar Store Bargains
What to buy if you’re going cheap.
You might end up looking like Freddy Krueger, but look at the bright side – you’ll never have to shave again.
Hey, how high-tech do you want your pregnancy test to be? I mean, all you have to do is pee on it and it’s red or blue. It’s not that complicated.
Hey, if they fail, there’s always the pregnancy test available for purchase for – you guessed it – $1.00. You can’t get lambskin, but it’ll get the job done and with a 51% success rate, the odds are on your side.
Mrs. Freshley’s Snacks
For those late night munchies while you’re high on weed.
Hair Coloring Kits
Who cares if your hair turns orange? – you could always shave your hair off with the dollar store razors you just bought. Your bald head can then match your face.
Who needs all 500 pieces? Part of the fun is putting 499 together only to figure out that the 500th piece wasn’t there to begin with.
If you’re lonely you can always buy a “grow-in-the-cage” polar bear to keep you company. Just add water and they grow. Empty the water and they shrink. You can’t get a more simple companion than that. And they will never tell you how stupid you are for buying all that cheap stuff that ruined your life.