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Don’t Trust Me: Mormon Parody Lyrics
The band 3oh!3 wrote a song called Don’t Trust Me. I made up a new mormon parody to the song and just the lyrics are mine. The music is theirs. Here are the lyrics to my song. The vid is on YouTube at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsEw0hXV5as. Thanks!
White shirt, with a tie over top.
He’s a really really good kid doesn’t drink soda pop. And he’s a bus boy, and he has got a need, because
he’s going on a mission and it sure won’t be free.
The gift of tongues.
It sure helps with your speech. When you’re in
a foreign country and the gospel you’ll teach.
And tell your girlfriend, if she tells you to stay,
that you didn’t leave for fun
and that the work has to get done.
I don’t know where I’ll go.
I’m praying for Tokyo.
Or someplace without the snow.
I really hate snow.
Where will I go?
Will I ever know?
Boise, Idaho?
Oh please, no!
I don’t know where I’ll go.
Maybe San Diego?
Right now I’m in Provo.
I just want to go.
Where will I go?
I just want to know.
Swine Flu, Mexico?
Oh please, no!
Rashes, on the back of your hands,
The climate’s really different in these faraway lands.
And the doctor, said they won’t go away.
But you know he’s wrong. So you get down and pray.
Blessings. Come to you everyday.
Teaching all the families to listen and obey.
And the best is, no one knows who you are.
Just another missionary sent from afar.
I don’t know where I’ll go.
I’m praying for Tokyo.
Or someplace without the snow.
I really hate snow.
Where will I go?
Will I ever know?
Boise, Idaho?
Oh please, no!
I don’t know where I’ll go.
Maybe San Diego?
Right now I’m in Provo.
I just want to go.
Where will I go?
I just want to know.
Swine Flu, Mexico?
Oh please, no!
Caffeine, messes you up.
It’s called the word of wisdom, so I drink 7-UP.
I said, Virtue, it’s what’s right.
Do not be immodest and wear stuff that’s too tight.
I said, dating, not before you’re sixteen.
It will make you do stuff that’s most likely obscene.
I don’t know where I’ll go.
I’m praying for Tokyo.
Or someplace without the snow.
I really hate snow.
Where will I go?
Will I ever know?
Boise, Idaho?
Oh please, no!
I don’t know where I’ll go.
Maybe San Diego?
Right now I’m in Provo.
I just want to go.
Where will I go?
I just want to know.
Swine Flu, Mexico?
Oh please, no!
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ohh boy i watched your vid–you seemed a little uncomfortable haha but you’re mighty fine and your articles are funny..i think i have a little crush