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Final Destination 5, Death Strikes Again: Small Comforts
Satirical plot, news, and information on the hit-horror movie Final Destination.
Well all you horror fans may be getting excited over the next installment of the popular series Final Destination, Final Destination 4 (in 3-D) the producers of Final Destination are already brainstorming ideas for 5 and are to say the least very excited about how it’s shaping up. Below is a Q&A with the Writer/Director of all F-D films to date.
Q: In Final Destination 2, there was a HUGE opening scene that made everyones jaw drop it was the most awesome pile up in a long time, what opening scene can we expect in F-D5?
A: *Laughs* Well we did a lot of research on this one, we re-watched Final Destination 1 – 3 at least a dozen times and it’s safe to say THIS WILL BE HUGERER then Final Destination 2’s opening.
Q: Care to elaborate?
A: Sure. In Final Destination 5, we want to really play on the irony of it all and the not so everyday fears, but at the same time we want do deliver every day fears as well, like in F-D2 where Rory gets sliced like a loaf of cheap bread by a barbed wire fence our entire crew agreed that was one of their every day fears. In the opening scene of F-D5 we have this van with four people in it and their just driving along the highway, when suddenly we cue the ironic happenings around them and mysteriously cause the car radio to play Highway to Hell. Then, out of nowhere two trucks pull in close to the left and right lanes of the van and while going over a bridge two plastic bags come from under the bridge onto their windshield, the trucks flip and while this is happening the driver is coincidentally reading A Brief History of Time. Once the trucks flip over and release their contents the driver will put on a surprised face and we cue the “oh shit” moment.
Q: Contents? What exactly are inside the trucks?
A: Mattresses.
Q: Mattresses? …
A: That’s correct. You see, our idea is that when you die, you want it to be as painless and comfortable as possible you would never want a painful death. But with trucks full of mattresses, you conveniently die by something not intended to harm you and is usually comfortable, but don’t worry the death scene is still extremely brutal. Just last night we were saying how cool it would be if we could have the mattresses colliding with the face of the right seat passenger so fast and hard that it actually burns half of their face off. Originally the opening scene was going to be a van passing over train tracks when it is suddenly blind sided by a train full of mattresses, but our writers said it was “just too ridiculous” and “that it could never happen in a logical world such as Final Destination”.
Q: Okay moving on. What are some of the characters that we can expect in F-D5?
A: Good question! We are really gearing up character development this time around. Our lead protagonist is named “John Hancock” (no relation to Hancock or Will Smith as cool as that would be) and he just wakes up driving this van (the same van in the opening scene) but instead of panicking he just goes with it, because at first he just seems like that kind of guy but one of the plot twists is that he’s ACTUALLY a 7 time pro Nascar driver who was able to get first place in every race by driving his car in reverse until one day when he accidentally drives normally *laughs* and we all know what happens when a 7 time pro Nascar driver who drives in reverse does that.
Q: ? ? ? …
A: Is it not obvious? He creates a rip in the space time continuum sending him approximately 6.66 seconds forward in time almost completely erasing his memory. Later on, when he recovers from the vicious mattress burnings he has to adorn a wooden leg, and two eye patches (he has to wear a patch on his patch) and when he is asked his name by the medical nurse he responds “Sir Mattress McManwich” and is hence forth referred to as MC (STOP! Hammer time.)
Q: Final question, will we ever physically see Death this time around?
A: Excuse me? I’m sorry I thought it was obvious. Well we had thought we had given enough subtle clues, for instance playing his commercials in between tv-ads, cleaning the dishes in F-D2 with Orange Clean and Kaboom! all of his products. You catch a small glimpse of him in a dark robe with a sly smirk on his face at the very end as the main character dies in the hospital watching TV-commercials.
Q: So who is it?
A: Billy Mays. Arent the deaths loudly obnoxious on screen enough as it is? We figured it was a dead give away.
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Well i was thinking the movies of final destionation are based on everyday fears and when you think about things you fear in games becuase you fear not to get caught like caught on cheating and things and you can’t cheat daeth so i got a great idea for the fifth movie! on how these people go online and then they somehow end up in a chat where you can play games with anyone in that chat and so these seven people play the game and after as days go on they play every day games then die for example like clue if they find out that they where the ones who got shoot or got killed by the knife thats how they would die the next day and these are my ideas i got plenty of more but if you’d like more ideas my e-mail is Joe_101@q.com
thanks and hoped you like my ideas
w00t! sooo xcited 4 this movie! itz gonna rock!
Hey, The forth should have to do something with a boat, or a spaceship???
Well, The third was great, and the preview for the forth looks awesome. but you may be able to do a movie or two after this,but afterward, it should stop, all good thing must come to an end. And that means that, the more you do, the worse the movies may get, so far, they have been awesome. But soon, it should stop. But I think that in the next few, the beginning scenes should involve a ship, or small boat, a class full of seniors, soon to graduate, get on, and hit something, or go under a bridge, and it falls. And then in the very last movie made, a way to show, that it is in fact, THE FINAL, somehow you should make it, so that it is known that all the people from the PLANE, CARS, ROLLORCOASTER, STADIUM, and whatever else, and they were suppose to die, had come in contact with others, who if they wern’t alive, the others would have died, get into a final crash or whatever, to tie up all of the loose ends, and finish it. so that all of whomever, are dead. and it will finally stop??? it may seem confusing, I’m not good at writing, but you should get the point. addamhaskell@yahoo.com
you know its getting boring with transportation stuff why don’t you do one with a burn school or something like buildings
Well I am now afraid of air planes. Haha but i think that that the 5 final destination should deal with teenagers who are on spring break and they go to a rock concert. A sereis of deaths occur while at this concert but one of the teenagers prevents them from dying cause he sees the death before it happenes.
I have a cool death:
ONE TEENAGER IS WORKING AT BURGER-KING WHEN THEY SLIP FROM A DRINK THAT SPILT AND THEY LAND THE FACE INTO A FRIER.
Cool? Please add [OK]
Anways the movies are great! I love seeing a young teenager die so young [LOL]
i made a storyboard of the 5th FD i made it with a cruise ship and a girl has a vision that it will blow up an 6 other people came off with her and she knew she made a wrong move she try\’s to save everyone else but shes always too slow and every die except harold and that will the opening of the 6 one
In Response to the first poster (Joellen)….that movie has already been done. It’s called “Stay Alive” with the Frankie Munez kid. Good idea though because I liked the idea in that movie…tagline was “You die in the game, you die for real”
hahahahaha
noo like seriously
i think u need to research some more!
MATRESSES! are you kidding me! what?
all the rest have been brilliant up to 3 & then i watch 4 & i think GOD now i know why i started to watch these films a few months after they came out!
listen to these ppl and do something involving a ship!
& in this FD-5 a man has a wooden leg! and says his name is mr matress blah blah blah!
what is wrong with you people
have all ur brains died!
trust me! do not mek this movie!
RE-THINK!
please Make fd5 please
I have a great idea for one of the final destination movies a rocket ship 14 people getting ready to board the ship but one of the 14 astronauts has a feeling a bad one he starts panicking the other people calm him down mean while hundreds of people gather out side theres more alot more if u want to here the rest i will be glad to give it to u reach me at jordanriehm09@gmail.com
this is bullpoop, and i cant beleive everyone else believes it
Gentlemen, this is clearly marked as SATIRE.
man i have a great story for final destination 5. and i have seen all four parts. and the forth part sucks.
They should make a FD5 really. And my suggestion is for them to make it as a 4d!!! you’d feel the blood and stuff!! lol.. to scary maybe..
FD5 should open with either 2 trains colliding, demolishing a whole building, or people being locked in a zoo with wild animals.
They should make with a school on fire and make it where some of the kids have detention after school and they have to escape before the school explodes. This would be good because none of them would be friends and make the teacher like the girl who survived the 2nd one and make her husband the cop or even make it where one of the kids is their kid. How bout making it where everyone who has had a premonition is related like cousin aunt uncle long lost brother sister adopted out brother or sister get it.
Umm….i seriously thought this interview was just for laughs, as in fake…but looking at the comments, it seems a lot of seem to buy it. Maybe I’m just skeptical when I hear “flying mattress”? I mean that probbaly fits more into an Itchy and Scathcy cartoon than final destination. Also, the mention of Billy Mays…umm have u guys LOOKED to see that this was published by SATIRE?!?!
Anyways, if there WAS a Final Destination 5 they should
1: Explain why 180 is recurring in EVERY film and show why it’s important in relation to Death
2. Make it seem as though the survivors are finding a solid way to ward off death rather than sitting and waiting for characters to die
3. The most important – HAVE A TWIST! Make it look as though the main character had a premonition and then saves everyone, then all the unusual deaths happened and at the end, it’s revealed that the main character was some psycho who murdered those people but had some condition that made it seem like “death” killed them (so like using Hunt fro Final Destination 4, the main character can arrive and try and save Hunt but fails, and then at the end the police reveal on camera that he/she wa sthe one that pushed Hunt in the water)
São histórias muito boas de serem feitas,e bem boladas,mais um Final destination 5,tem que ser marcante,assustador,tenebrante,já que vimos que a única sobrevivente de tosos os Fds 1,2,3, e 4 foi a Kimberly,ela deveria voltar junto com o policial e alguns personagens novos,para uma nova premonição ne um navio e sim ali acontecer a pior das premonições,só que a única que deveria sobreviver dalli daquele acidente é Kimberly e mais tarde,ela ia conferir a lista de passageiros da viagem e iria descobrir que 7 pessoas não entraram e sim,ela teria que encontrar esses sobreviventes e escapar da morte,afinal nem na terra,no ar e mar,os sobreviventes de uma morte trágica estarão desprotegidos,no final ela poderia acordar e já se ver dentro do navio com os amigos,então ela olha pra cidade e diz: Nós vamos morrer!A câmera do filme se afasta do navio,então explode e a cabeça de Kimberly voa na tela e acaba e acaba o filme!Simplesmente seria um ótimo FDT 5,e principalmente a morte jogou bem nesse capitulo final e nenhum sobrevivente,afinal ninguém pode enganar a morte.Vou tentar madar essa sinopse pro diretor do filme,por que até eu me supreendi com meu roteiro.
final destinatin 5 ? i thought the 4th was to be the last one ?