Revenge of the Tax Cutters: They come out at night with sharp axes and hatches. They are known as the Tax Cutters. Slash and burn is their motto. They prey upon the weak and the spenders. They bare a distinct mark of an elephant on their skin. Starring Angelina Jolie and Danny DeVito. This movie is rated R. Excessive violence and righteous indignation.

The Endless War: First, we went into Iraq. Next, we went into Afghanistan. Now, we’re going into Pakistan. We are on a mission to wipe out every terrorist organization on the face of the Earth. Will it ever end? Cameo appearances by Sylvester Stallone and Halle Berry. This movie is rated W for war.

The Renegades: They want to stop the waste and the greed. They want to clean up the lobbying and special interest groups. They’re called the Renegades. Will they succeed or will the Servants of the Dollar quash them. The stars of this film include Bruce Willis, Tom Cruise, and Drew Barrymore. This movie is rated G for greed.

Invasion of the Bankers: They have been called every name in the book. Hey, this is America. Shouldn’t hard working bank executives get a piece of the American dream? So what if this includes billions in bonuses and perks. They deserve it. The bankers are going to make sure of that. Donald Trump makes a special guest appearance. This movie is rated BS. You know what the BS stands for.

Foreclosure: The Final Days: A well to do couple is about to be foreclosed. Watch as they creatively trash their home. After all, the couple just lost their jobs and they have nothing to lose. Special guest star Rosie O’Donnell. This film is rated F for foreclosed.