Flasher Has Penis Blown Away by Angry Woman

He was known as the “Menace With The Most” to residents of a mid-west town for exposing his manhood to unsuspecting females as they walked on by.

But now he is nicknamed “The Bloodshot Peewee” after falling foul to one angry woman who did no more than pull out a .45 and shoot his dick right off.

The man who plagued the town of over 12,000 residents cannot be named for legal reasons. But police claim the man who stalked local women in parks and dark street corners  and who would pull open his rain coat and expose his “overly sized penis”, was not a resident.

Claims he came from a small community just a few miles from the town are believed to be true.

But the “Menace With The Most” exposed himself one time too many when one 50 year old lady out walking her pet pooch decided to take the law into her own hands and put an end to his reign of perverted terror to women.

The woman, known only as “Alice”, did no more than casually pull out a .45 pistol and blew his penis away. She then with the coolness of a cucumber walked away as people living close by to the incident rushed to the scene in a quiet suburb of the town. 

The man was taken to hospital and treated for a bullet wound to the groin area. It is thought that surgeons battled for hours to stitch the flashers mangled penis back on but failed in their attempts.

Now the flasher is suing the woman for damages. The woman was believed to have calmly called the local sheriff and explained what she had just done. According to leaked reports she even gave her full name and place of residence.

Officers later arrested the woman who now faces a court battle. Locals believe she is claiming “self defence” and attorneys are fighting to get her off with a lesser sentence for her actions.

One local woman claims the woman is a hero in the town. “If a man opens up his coat in the dead of night and sports a hard-on then he is asking for trouble”, she says. “More women need to act in self defence. She did the right thing when she shot his dick off”.

Another woman said that as a result of this woman’s actions, more men need be aware before prowling the streets of towns and cities thinking they can flash their cocks to women and girls. “Rape is high in the US and this woman sends the right message to men. Be warned. More women will shoot that pecker to hell.”

There are women taking revenge out there. Men, you have been warned.