Fun Things to Do in The Hospital
Ever been in the hospital and found that there is nothing to do? Well here’s what I am doing!
Every time I change the channel on the television I say beep as loud as I can so that the nurse stops in to check if there’s a machine going off!
Pushing the up and down buttons on the bed to raise and lower it and saying WEEEEE when it goes up and WHOAAAAA when it goes down.
Putting a tablespoon of chocolate pudding in a rubber glove, blowing it up, tieing it shut, and writing poop specimen on it in big black letters.
Every ten minutes push the call nurse button and then pretend I am alseep when they come in to check on me. If they wake me up I pretend I rolled on the button.
Flip the lights on and off at the head of the bed and say I am trying to make special effects for the documentary I am making.
Ask for some grape juice and apple juice and then when it comes go to the bathroom, pour it in the toliet hat, then call the nurse to let them know I left a urine sample for them.
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Bend my wrist by the IV to make the machine go off repeatedly and then when they come in to ask why I keep doing it I tell them I am making music for my documentary.
Call the nurse and tell them I just saw an empty wheelchair roll past my door and I am concerned their are ghosts here.
Turn the TV to the home shopping network and everytime I see something I want to buy page the nurse and ask if I can make a long distance call to purchase this because I can’t seem to get a line out.
Tell all the old men in the nursing home that a nurse named Jane will do questionable acts if you tell her that the “pink pig oinks at noon”.
Ask a friend to bring some alka-selzer and let it foam up in my mouth and then call the nurse and complain that I can’t breathe.
If you ever find yourself bored at the hospital try some of these things outs to make it more interesting.