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Exercise CDs are very popular. Staying in shape is very important to us. We’ll try all kinds of fancy exercise programs. Here is a new CD just for you.

Are you looking to trim some fat off your body? Why don’t you go try our brand new CD. It’s called Guns of Steel. Now you can exercise your right to bear arms while trimming some fat from your arms and the rest of your body. One of our best aerobic steps is called dodging bullets. We shoot our pistol at you while you attempt to dodge the bullets from connecting. This exercise is guaranteed to get the old heart pumping. We have had over one thousand satisfied customers. We’ve only had two accidental deaths and fifty injuries. What’s life without a few risks? On average, our clients have lost forty four pounds. As a token of our appreciation for entering our program, we give each of our members one year free membership to the NRA. So why don’t you give our exciting exercise program a shot. After all, what do you have to lose except your life?