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How Not to Get Pregnant: The Easy Way

Published by Brenda Kay Winters in Satire
October 19, 2008

Men do not know how much it takes to be a mother. Getting pregnant has its moments.

Cross your legs and act like a lady women! Teach your daughters how not to get raped. Run, sally,run! Take Karate. Do not be weak women. First of all, men think this is great to make a baby. He can make so many with so many these days. Finding one who will be true to you and faithful, while not giving you a disease that could kill you, is not so easy. Marriage is honorable. Whoredom is not. Yet Rahab the harlot was used by the Creator to save a city. The woman must risk her life to give another person theirs. There are still many things in medicine that may kill the mother. Don’t let the Queen go down with the ship please. Mothers and their children need never be separated. Just improve the Mother. Mothering is learned. My grandmother, aunt and Mother helped me. My father was kind, protective and productive so that we always had plenty to eat. he was a hard worker. Too many mouths to feed with no means is just plain stupid. And no, I do not care what your religion teaches. So what is the easy way to not get knocked up ,fat, miserable and throw up alot? You decide.

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  1. The Dude
    Posted October 20, 2008 at 5:07 pm

    you have some serious issues you need to work out

  2. Posted November 4, 2008 at 1:50 pm

    I believe scripture says to “go forth, spread your seed and multiply”. Clearly some take this literally.

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