How to Piss Your Boyfriend Off
Ways to channel your anger towards your boyfriend.
How to Piss Off Your Boyfriend for Dummies
Boyfriends can be great companions. They make you laugh, you have fun, everything couldn’t be better. On the other hand, there are times when boyfriends are the last thing you want to look at. They make you mad, you’re full of rage, all the dishes are broken, etc. There are a few things girlfriends can do to channel their anger at boyfriends:
Bicker, Bicker, Bicker! (Try saying that five times.)
The one thing boyfriends can’t stand is nagging. This is a sure way to piss him off. Nag until the cows come home, bitch about everything he does. In a dead end relationship? Bitch until he breaks up with you.
Withhold Sex (Yes, make them blue.)
Sex is a boyfriends weakness. Wear skimpy outfits, make him think he’s going to get lucky, before you shoot him down. Don’t give in until he’s begging like a little kid in a candy store.
Leave Your Period Panties in the Sink (Yes, that’s evil.)
Does he leave the toilet seat up? Well throw your “monthly’s” in the sink for all to see. Think of it as another reminder that he wont be getting any sex.
Flirt with all his friends (Even the ugly ones.)
Let him know who’s hot, which one’s you’d do, and which one’s are on the fence. Keep him guessing. You’ll have him pissed and paranoid by the end of the night.
These tips are a sure way to get “pissed off” results. Do them well and your boyfriend will be bursting blood vessels in no time.
*Disclaimer: Acting upon any of these suggestions can result in the end of your relationship, murder, joy, or, depression.