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How to Piss Your Boyfriend Off

Published by Nola Moon in Satire
April 13th, 2009

Ways to channel your anger towards your boyfriend.

How to Piss Off Your Boyfriend for Dummies

Boyfriends can be great companions. They make you laugh, you have fun, everything couldn’t be better. On the other hand, there are times when boyfriends are the last thing you want to look at. They make you mad, you’re full of rage, all the dishes are broken, etc. There are a few things girlfriends can do to channel their anger at boyfriends:

Bicker, Bicker, Bicker! (Try saying that five times.)

The one thing boyfriends can’t stand is nagging. This is a sure way to piss him off. Nag until the cows come home, bitch about everything he does. In a dead end relationship? Bitch until he breaks up with you.

Withhold Sex (Yes, make them blue.)

Sex is a boyfriends weakness. Wear skimpy outfits, make him think he’s going to get lucky, before you shoot him down. Don’t give in until he’s begging like a little kid in a candy store.

Leave Your Period Panties in the Sink (Yes, that’s evil.)

Does he leave the toilet seat up? Well throw your “monthly’s” in the sink for all to see. Think of it as another reminder that he wont be getting any sex.

Flirt with all his friends (Even the ugly ones.)

Let him know who’s hot, which one’s you’d do, and which one’s are on the fence. Keep him guessing. You’ll have him pissed and paranoid by the end of the night.

These tips are a sure way to get “pissed off” results. Do them well and your boyfriend will be bursting blood vessels in no time.

*Disclaimer: Acting upon any of these suggestions can result in the end of your relationship, murder, joy, or, depression.

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  1. A Boyfriend
    Posted April 14, 2009 at 8:08 am

    You should check out http://www.bicker.tv Take it online.

  2. lol
    Posted April 23, 2009 at 9:20 pm

    omg i am very pissed off at my bf right now.. but after reading this article i kinda feel relieved… this is very funny.. not gonna lie, im gonna try AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL of them aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalll !! muahahhaha ahahha

  3. madathim
    Posted July 21, 2009 at 9:27 pm

    same here!! :]
    i’m going to try theseeeee

  4. liz
    Posted August 7, 2009 at 6:27 pm

    my bf just got mad at me cuz he looked on my computer & found this—-that was easy.

  5. felicia
    Posted October 15, 2009 at 6:44 pm

    hahaa, im mad at my bf and this did make me feel better already! and i will def try these!!! bahaaahaha

  6. Jeni
    Posted March 26, 2010 at 12:59 pm

    im so angry with my boyfriend right now none of these seem like truee punishment! any other idea’s girls? i wanna make him cry, like he makes me cry when im too angry for words!!!!!!!

  7. Posted June 1, 2010 at 5:38 am

    Get yourself another date and wear your sexiest clothes and hang out in a pub where you kknow his friends hang out- take the guy in a dark cosy corner and eat him alive! this will definately get back to your bf and piss him rite off!

  8. Ziggirl
    Posted November 14, 2010 at 12:45 am

    i think my bf read this, hes done all of these things to me… you never want to see your boyfriends peroid pantys in the sink….

  9. mee
    Posted November 2, 2012 at 10:54 am

    Haha this is tooo funny :-)

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