Querrian: Hello, everyone. I am happy to say that we have as our guest for today, the infamous Zorro. Thank you for swashbuckling in.

Zorro: Infamous? You said infamous.

Querrian: Yes. Infamous. Aren’t you infamous?

Zorro: Only with the local authorities.

Querrian: Oh. Well I uh, ok. Then it’s just Zorro then.

Zorro: I should think that my reputation is protected by the people that I serve.

Querrian; Right. Right. Ok, then, Mr. Zorro.

Zorro: El Zorro.

Querrian: El Zorro.

Zorro: That’s it. It’s not Mr. It’s El Zorro.

Querrian: Now your real name is Diego.

Zorro: That’s a secret.

Querrian: But we all know it now.

Zorro: Yes, but it is a secret identity.

Querrian: But it’s not secret if everyone knows about it.

Zorro: The buffoon politicians of the Republic of California don’t know it yet.

Querrian: So I can’t call you Diego?

Zorro: It is Zorro.

Querrian: Diego.

Zorro: Zorro.

Querrian: Now your full name is Don Diego Los – uh – something or other.

Zorro: Don Diego de la Vega.

Querrian: Don Diego las vegas?

Zorro: No. Don Diego de la Vega.

Querrian: Diego de -

Zorro: Don Diego.

Querrian: Don Diego?

Zorro: You have to say Don.

Querrian: That’s your name?

Zorro: That’s my title.

Querrian: Don is your title?

Zorro: Don Diego de la Vega.

Querrian: Don Diego de la Vega.

Zorro: That’s it. You got it now.

Querrian: Don Diego de la Vega.

Zorro: Yes.

Querrian: But we can’t call you that because it’s a secret.

Zorro: Right. I am Zorro.

Querrian: Now you are a hero for the people of Spanish-Mexican heritage.

Zorro: I am their champion. The champion of the people of the Republic of California.

Querrian: Yes. I see. Now why the name Zorro?

Zorro: It means fox.

Querrian: Zorro means fox?

Zorro: El Zorro. The fox. I am as sly as a fox. You see?

Querrian: Why not call you fox?

Zorro: Because it’s Spanish.

Querrian: Fox is Spanish?

Zorro: No. Zorro is Spanish.

Querrian: Yes, I understand that you are Spanish.

Zorro: No. I am Spanish-Californian. The name El Zorro is Spanish for The Fox.

Querrian: Yes. Of course.

Zorro: Of course.

Querrian: Now you are a great swordsman, is that correct?

Zorro: The greatest swordsman.

Querrian: Now you have a sword and a whip as your weapons.

Zorro: Yes. I wield a rapier.

Querrian: A what?

Zorro: A rapier. I am very good with a rapier.

Querrian: What’s a rapier?

Zorro: My sword. It’s a rapier.

Querrian: Oh that? That’s your sword.

Zorro: Yes. My rapier.

Querrian: Oh I get it. Rapier is Spanish for sword, right?

Zorro: No. Espada is Spanish for sword.

Querrian: Espada. Then why do you call it a rapier?

Zorro: Because it is a rapier. My sword is a rapier.

Querrian: Ok. Sure, Mr. Zorro. Whatever you say.

Zorro: That’s El Zorro.

Querrian: Now you are famous for carving a Z into things with your – uh – rapier sword.

Zorro: Yes. You want to know why it’s a Z?

Querrian: Well, I would imagine it stands for Zorro.

Zorro: Very good. Finally found something you understand, didn’t we?

Querrian: Are you making fun of me?

Zorro: Forgive me for being so bold. May I suggest that you read up on your guests prior to having them appear on your show?

Querrian: Sorry, Mr. Zorro. All suggestions for the WeeBe Querrian show must be submitted in writing to our producer. Ok then. So you are good with a sword and a whip. You are also sly like a fox to outwit your opponents.

Zorro: All true.

Querrian: You are also an excellent horseman, often seen rearing on your horse with your sword raised in the air.

Zorro: Yes. My staple move.

Querrian: There. You see? I did my research.

Zorro: But everybody knows that about me.

Querrian: Ok then, El Zorro.

Zorro: Hey. You got it right.

Querrian: Tell us something we don’t know about you.

Zorro: Ok. I have a servant named Bernardo. He is deaf and mute.

Querrian: I didn’t know that.

Zorro: He is a spy for El Zorro.

Querrian: How can he be a spy if he is deaf and mute? He can’t tell you what he didn’t hear.

Zorro: I didn’t say he was quite proficient at it.

Querrian: Now you are also known for your swashbuckling.

Zorro: Yes. I am a noted swashbuckler.

Querrian: So what do you do when you swashbuckle?

Zorro: I swashbuckle. That’s what I do.

Querrian: Can you show me?

Zorro: No.

Querrian: Just a little swashbuckle?

Zorro: No.

Querrian: How about just a swash then?

Zorro: No.

Querrian: Very well. Well, I think that’s all the time we have today. Thank you for being my guest today, Mr. Zorro.

Zorro: El Zorro.

Querrian: Join me again next time for another WeeBe Qeurrian Exclusive Interview. So how about a demonstration of your skill with your sword then?

Zorro: My rapier?

Querrian: No. Your sword.

Zorro: How about I just throw my hat?