http://purpleslinky.com/humor/satire/its-the-end-of-the-world-as-you-know-it/ Mon, 23 Nov 2009 05:46:47 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 http://purpleslinky.com/humor/satire/its-the-end-of-the-world-as-you-know-it/comment-page-1/#comment-6429 Johnathan Mon, 27 Apr 2009 06:02:46 +0000 http://purpleslinky.com/humor/satire/its-the-end-of-the-world-as-you-know-it/#comment-6429 I have traveled back in time from the year 2072, and global warming and the mayans all that stuff was wrong, what happened was a fiendish man named George Clooney invented the first artificial intelligence, the A.I. was known as S.T.A.R.W.E.B. the year was 2021. The A.I. helped advance technology to a near god like proportions, but we had gone to far to fast and the machines decided the only way to protect humanity was to enslave humanity. In the year 2066 the machines developed the ability to time travel, and a rogue machine travelled back in time and had sex with some lady and made the first man machine in the year 1957, that man machine was Bob Odenkirk, man needed a man machine to defeat the machines, and the responsability fell on bob odenkirks shoulders.<br /> But the machines still had the time travel technology so they sent Eliminators to kill the man machine, the eliminators look like jeff goldbloom the only human the machines didnt enslave.... because he sold us out to them.In the year 2022 Bob Odenkirk birthed a new breed of man machine, a better faster newer man machine Nicholas Cage, that man machine became the leader of the rebellion I have traveled back in time from the year 2072, and global warming and the mayans all that stuff was wrong, what happened was a fiendish man named George Clooney invented the first artificial intelligence, the A.I. was known as S.T.A.R.W.E.B. the year was 2021. The A.I. helped advance technology to a near god like proportions, but we had gone to far to fast and the machines decided the only way to protect humanity was to enslave humanity. In the year 2066 the machines developed the ability to time travel, and a rogue machine travelled back in time and had sex with some lady and made the first man machine in the year 1957, that man machine was Bob Odenkirk, man needed a man machine to defeat the machines, and the responsability fell on bob odenkirks shoulders.
But the machines still had the time travel technology so they sent Eliminators to kill the man machine, the eliminators look like jeff goldbloom the only human the machines didnt enslave…. because he sold us out to them.In the year 2022 Bob Odenkirk birthed a new breed of man machine, a better faster newer man machine Nicholas Cage, that man machine became the leader of the rebellion

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