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Katy Perry (26) Died From an Overdose of Cocaine

Published by seiva7 in Satire
February 8th, 2011

Katheryn Elizabeth Hudson, better known as Katy Perry died from what the doctors called; "apparent overdose of illegal drugs cocktail, mostly cocaine…

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(OK, this one looks more polite)

Katheryn Elizabeth Hudson, better known as Katy Perry died from what the doctors called; “apparent overdose of illegal drugs cocktail, mostly cocaine”…

She was only 26 when she died tragically.

There was talk about Katy Perry cocaine addiction but nobody seemed to care and now this happened.

Now all the people who like to promote the white powder should asked themselves, is it really worth it?

Many will say that Katy Perry many music awards received were in part responsible for this.

Just to remind you, Katy Perry was nominated 129 times and received 33 music awards.

Not a bad result but maybe little bit too much for a young and gentle soul like this.

I always wonder why the good people need to go young…

Why they didn’t take somebody else from us?

After all, Katy Perry can sing while many of her more famous girlfriends cannot.

Metallic claws that Katy Perry was wearing on her fingers were still there when she was found and now there is at least some explanation why she wanted to have long metallic claws on her nails (for drinking the coke maybe?)

Anyway, after this happened, long metallic claws on her fingers will sure be remembered and these kind of nails will sure be new trend among desperate older teenage girls around the American culture influenced world…

Katy Perry, RIP.

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  1. Posted February 8, 2011 at 4:07 pm

    she is really dead?

  2. Posted February 8, 2011 at 4:44 pm

    Oh no!

  3. Posted February 8, 2011 at 5:50 pm

    Good job … very interesting article

  4. Posted February 8, 2011 at 6:45 pm

    false. she’s not dead. this should be on purpleslinky

  5. Posted February 9, 2011 at 4:23 am

    good share

  6. Posted February 9, 2011 at 5:09 am

    Is this for real????

  7. Posted February 9, 2011 at 8:44 am

    shoking

  8. Posted February 13, 2011 at 1:06 pm

    good job

  9. Posted February 13, 2011 at 10:28 pm

    I think she meant Kate Hudson?

  10. Posted February 13, 2011 at 10:30 pm

    I strongly dislike Kate Perry anyway, although I am glad she is not dead.

  11. Posted April 3, 2011 at 8:41 am

    Katy Perry is dead on Purpleslinky only…

  12. Anonimus hahah geral
    Posted March 31, 2012 at 11:36 am

    hahahahahah She’s not Dead ! I’m KatyCat and I Know -.- It’s March and She’s still Alive ¬¬

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