PINE BLUFFS, MI- Local teen and nonconformist, Jerry Finlap undermined society, earlier today, when he disguised a set of science notes as his social studies homework. An unsuspecting Joseph Barnes, Finlap’s social studies teacher, casually placed an “x” in a gradebook, soldifying the assignment’s status as “complete”.

“Yeah,” the 15 year-old, sophomore boasted, “Barnes and the establishment didn’t know what hit them. I’m just one step closer to exposing the sham we call ‘civilization’ for what little it’s worth.”

The Che Guevara t-shirt-wearing adolescent plans to give communal mores “a big wedgy” by placing a crank call, later today, under the pseudonym, “Mr. Nibblets”.