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Macbeth Newspaper Article

Published by flamenoshana in Satire
June 13, 2009

A fun newspaper article on Macbeth.

 

Celebration turned into funeral

Last night, Macbeth, King Duncan and others were having a party to celebrate Macbeth’s promotion to Thane Of Cawdor at his castle.  They had been celebrating until eleven p.m. late at night.  When the celebration finished, his Highness King Duncan retired back to his room.

Macbeth claimed that he heard no noise whole night, until past mid- night when he was just about to sleep, he heard some gushing noise coming from the corridor.  He quickly rushed to King Duncan’s room and found Duncan dead, lying still with blood still gushing out of his heart.

Thane Of Cawdor sends out CSI teams

Macbeth, Thane Of Cawdor had seen the dead body of King Duncan and have already informed the high lord and authorities of Scotland and he has already sent out three

CSI teams who examined Duncan’s

room to see if there are any traces of the murderer left behind.

Murderer left without a trace

“I heard some gushing noise 1 :35 last night as I just about to sleep I heard the sound of blood gushing and I quickly rushed to King Duncan’s room and saw a shadow creep out of King Duncan’s chamber and I went into the room and found him lying still on his bed with fresh red blood still gushing out of him like a water fountain!  I quickly rose alarm and ordered a complete castle lockdown but it was too late the murdered have already left my castle I sent thirty four teams of my best man to search around the castle and the villages near it but there was not even a single trace of the murderer.  We are now deciding that who will be the new king of Scotland……..”

Macbeth leading new king vote

There had been a vote for the new king, and all the lords and ladies of Scotland are required to take part in the vote and at the moment, Lord Macbeth have forty six votes, Lord Malcolm has thirty three votes, and Lord Banquo  has twenty two votes. Lord Macbeth is leading at the moment, and the vote will be going on for two more weeks!

                                                            Andrew Macdull, first hand newspaper co. ltd.

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