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Mr T Dead at 58

Published by cam acheson in Satire
November 7th, 2010

Mr T dead at the age of 58.

Late last Sunday night Laurence Tureaud also known as Mr T was found dead in his childhood home in Chicago, Illinois. Laurence was known for mainly wrestling and his career in television, but he also enjoyed recording a few music tracks along the way also.

He was found at the bottom of his childhood’s home’s stairs with a couch on top of him, dead from a severe fall from the top of the stairs causing head trauma leading to blood clotting in the brain. A statement from a forensic officer on scene said, “We are one hundred percent certain that this was an accident, and just bad luck”. It is said that the beloved wrestler and actor was bringing a couch down the stairs for his mother when he tripped and fell causing him to fall head first down the stairs having the couch follow landing on top of him.

Friends and family are currently gathering to pay homage for Laurence, which will be held this coming Friday. He will be sorely missed by his fans all around the world. The only thing we can do at this time is “Pity the fool”.

Author Note: This article is fictional.

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  1. Posted November 7, 2010 at 1:28 pm

    Oh my god…

  2. Posted December 6, 2010 at 5:35 pm

    added this to http://globaldaily.blogspot.com/ hope you don’t mind

  3. Posted September 27, 2011 at 6:20 pm

    Wondering how many people read this and missed the last line of your article? “Author Note: This article is fictional.”

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