The Wizard of Oz is one of the all time great movies. The story is timeless. The cast is superb. In the end, Dorothy triumphs over the Wicked Witch of the West. Fortunately, Dorothy liquidated her. Here are some things that Dorothy did not say to the Wicked Witch before her demise:

1. I love your color coordination. Black really suits you.
2. Didn’t your mother ever give you a pet? Oh I see, you have all those flying monkeys
3. My what a big, ugly nose you have
4. Can I borrow your broomstick? I’m really tired and would like to take a spin around the Emerald City
5. Have you seen the Wizard of Oz? Perhaps he could give you a nose job. I’m telling you, that is one really ugly nose.
6. You look thirsty. Would you like a drink of water?
7. You look tired. Why don’t you sit down for a spell? I said sit for a spell, not recite a spell.
8. Don’t you agree that the Yellow brick road needs to add some color? How about pink and red?
9. Have you seen the Munchkin man that lives on Drury Lane?
10. I’m sorry but you can’t take my dog and put him in a pot of boiling water. It just isn’t civilized.