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Ode to Intelligence: 40 Benefits of Being Smart in School
From early elementary school, some students just stick out as “the smart kids.” Here are 40 reasons why…
- They ask rhetorical questions.
- They know what rhetorical questions are.
- They dominate at trivia games.
- They insult people without showing the insulted victim that he/she just got verbally slapped
- The other intelligent people around will laugh at such insults
- They can be charmingly arrogant
- The teachers don’t mind this arrogance
- The smart teachers actually encourage such behavior
- They usually end up rich
- They are only biased against those of lesser intelligence
- Which means the majority of the earth’s population
- They hate school more than anyone, because it isn’t challenging
- To make up for the lack of challenge, they do well on the easy stuff
- The intelligent males can have conversations having nothing to do with girls or football
- They have conversations about the irony that girls and football are the most common topics
- And they laugh some more
- They magically are able to participate in almost every activity
- They work better alone
- Yet they still get As on group projects
- Because they do all the work
- They watch movies to criticize them
- They don’t like politics
- But they’d be awesome politicians
- They can read music
- Because they can read music, they can count
- Because they can count, they have rhythm
- Because they have rhythm, they can dance
- They can dance pretty flippin awesome
- They pick up new skills easily
- So they would get to wear the Golden Cashier vests if they worked at Wal-Mart
- But they end up owning Wal-Mart
- They understand computers
- So they dabble in programming and hacking
- Only for the pursuit of knowledge
- They easily learn how to use new gadgets
- So they get the most out of the gadgets
- They can get away with crimes
- This criminal life starts when they are paid for doing their friends’ homework
- They end up getting the friend’s assignment wrong because they took the same class 3 years ago
- They stay up till 1:30 A.M. to make up cool lists like this
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