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Paris Hilton Overdose

Published by Colin McGrath in Satire
September 1st, 2010

Paris Hilton was recently arrested for possession of coke while in Las Vegas. It has received huge media attention and will be settled in the coming weeks. I just have a few questions…

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Paris Hilton and her boyfriend were arrested in Las Vegas for possession of cocaine last Friday. This is just another example of celebrities using drugs and getting high media attention for it. Only a small amount of cocaine was found when police searched their vehicle. I would like to take a moment to ask some questions and give my own opinion.

Has Paris Hilton always enjoyed a drugged fuelled social life?
Earlier this year she was arrested in South Africa during the World Cup for being in possession of marijuana. It was portrayed by her representatives that it was a “misunderstanding” just like this one. You can only have so many misunderstandings before its not a misunderstanding. It could therefore be said that its understandable that Paris Hilton enjoys using drugs. (Source)

Is her current boyfriend the main source of the drugs?
Recently her boyfriend pulled a gun on someone trying to burgle the Hilton home. The thief was apparently wielding two big knifes and suffered from Bi Polar disorder. Her boyfriend must be well able to handle himself considering the guy sounds like someone out of a slasher movie. It may not be too hard to believe that hes not afraid to try a little cocaine every now and then. (Source)

How will it end?
Will she end up like Courtney Love, Britney Spears or Lindsey Lohan? They all became very successful and then they all ended up falling from grace with drugs playing a huge part. At the moment Paris is keeping things together in comparison to these ladies but how soon before she books herself into rehab?

What do other people think? Will she become the next face of disgrace or will she stay classy?

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  1. Posted September 5, 2010 at 10:40 pm

    Very interesting. Paris is a sensation.

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