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Playboy Creator Hugh Hefner Dead at 84

Published by cybertruth in Satire
April 27th, 2010

The original playboy…

Hugh Hefner Dead at 84

     To say that Hugh Hefner lived a charmed life is to say that Bill Gates has a few bucks in the bank.  The man who created Playboy magazine finally moved on to the Playboy mansion in the sky Monday night, ending what may very well be the most envied life in the history of man. (and, I’m sure, a few women)

     No official report has been released as of yet, but apparently he left us as only Hugh Heffner could; entertaining several of the Playboy Bunnies he spent the majority of his life surrounded by.

     In the overall scheme of things, Hugh Hefner may be the only man to be remembered for (and only for) a lifetime of pure debauchery.  He has, over the years, donated significant amounts of money to the cause of furthering and supporting the rights provided by the first ammendment.

     His last major move was to donate nearly a million dollars to the world saving the Hollywood sign.

     But for the most part, Hugh Hefner will be remembered after his death for one thing; Playboy Bunnies.  Lots and lots of Playboy Bunnies.

     Hugh Hefner was 84 years old when he died.

Author’s note:  while parody, it is food for thought.  This is the legacy of a hero?  Object to the article if you wish, but hey… you’re the one who clicked it.

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  1. Posted April 27, 2010 at 6:00 pm

    The deceased Mr. Hefner today donated $900,000.00US to help rebuild the ailing “HOLLYWOOD” hillside sign.


    While your article sucks the timing is impeccable. Kudos.

  2. Posted April 27, 2010 at 7:12 pm

    Nice artical I remember a couple years back hearing he almost died having sex lol!!!

  3. Posted April 28, 2010 at 2:34 am

    You fooled me, Funny

  4. Posted April 28, 2010 at 3:12 am

    What crap – he died years ago – the bunnies just didn’t friggen notice cause they are brain dead and he was always a bit stiff anyway.

  5. Posted May 30, 2010 at 5:00 am

    It is my sad duty, to tell you all that the author of this article, Mnofdichotomy has passed away.
    Read more here:

  6. Dean
    Posted October 11, 2010 at 11:01 am

    One thing I love about living in Kansas is we get all the news about a week late. Is he dead or not??? Bet they had to break something to get the casket closed…. Kukklbrr

  7. karen Jablyn
    Posted October 11, 2010 at 2:19 pm

    I don’t understand Is he dead or not?

  8. Posted October 11, 2010 at 2:19 pm

    I don\’t understand Is he dead or not?

  9. Posted October 11, 2010 at 2:20 pm

    I don\\\’t understand Is he dead or not?

  10. Posted October 11, 2010 at 2:20 pm

    I don\\\’t understand Is he dead or not?

  11. Posted October 11, 2010 at 2:20 pm

    I don\\\’t understand Is he dead or not?

  12. rjc
    Posted October 14, 2010 at 11:33 am

    he is not dead.

  13. Posted October 28, 2010 at 10:54 pm

    He will live to be 120 years old or longer, he can afford to take forever young pills

  14. Melissa
    Posted February 22, 2011 at 4:21 pm

    wow i cant believe this hadnt heard about it until i came across your article.

  15. NONE
    Posted July 12, 2011 at 11:39 pm

    http://marquee.blogs.cnn.com/2011/07/12/hugh-hefner-im-alive-and-kicking/ THIS WEB SITE LINKED TO CNN. HES ALIVE AND HAPPY AND JUST TURNED 85

  16. Jim
    Posted July 19, 2011 at 3:05 am

    So is he alive?

  17. Sharon
    Posted August 1, 2011 at 3:41 am

    Yes, he is alive and well.

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