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Pole Dancing: Enjoyment or Hazard to Your Health???
Published by ageeinc in Satire
September 1st, 2009
My view on this unique display of funny.
Pole dancing. Sure, most of us can go to a strip club, throw out a wad of cash and really watch professionals do their work. But what happens when the amateurs do it? Things go bad. Today I will show 3 big no no’s in the pole dancing world. The first one is , the right equipment. Never buy a pole that will not bolt into the ceiling and floor. Make sure you got one nice and sturdy or this will happen:::
Next, we have the talent caution. If you can not do a stunt, do not try it. If you do try it, do not let someone film it, and put it on YouTube.Their devastating consequences is a guy like me comes along and makes fun of you. Like this:::
Last but not least. Drinking and pole dancing do not mix. I know your tanked, you wanna impress your friends. You wanna make sure that the guy you take to the back seat of your car is still gonna wanna do it after you throw up in his lap. Well if you drink and pole dance you could end up in the hospital like this girl:::::
My final parting message is this: Girls, leave the dancing to the professionals. Believe me they get payed for it !!! Like this one::
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A very cool Article Ageeinc : ))
I once installed a pole dancing pole in a nightclub in Torquay (england), I hope it’s still standing.
Rather painful looking bloopers in those videos…’cringe’…but the girl in the last one was surely very talented and would sure have to have very strong arms and legs : ).
But there is only so much one can do on a pole without repeating the same movements…heheheh….
Nice aritcle Ageeinc, truely : ))
Very nicely done, and great choice of videos too! The first vid just cracked me up lol, – despite it being very disturbing at first..
thanks for sharing.
Very good. Keep it up.
ROFLMFAO!!!
very nice to share this
She is very agile,
Silly Girls–Oh well. Leave It to the pro’s.
they were funny! we shouldn’t laugh though, those women were trying to be sexy!!
Yeah, but you cant help but laugh at them.
Its okay that they try, but not okay to have it on tape!