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Pop Diva Lady Gaga Dead at 24

Published by cybertruth in Satire
August 25th, 2010

Another shocking Celebrity Death…

    

The rumors have been flooding the net since early Monday morning that Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta, otherwise known as Pop music sensation Lady Gaga, had died of a drug overdose in a Vancouver hospital. 

     It has been confirmed that she was rushed to the medical facility at approximately 4:00 a.m. after ingesting a large amount of an undisclosed narcotic.  Reports began to leak soon after that the diva had, in fact, passed away, but the reports remained unconfirmed untill shortly after 11 a.m. EST when the singer’s agent released the following press statement:

The world has lost a genuine innovator, a woman who brought joy and entertainment to millions when Lady Gaga died this morning shortly after 9:00 a.m. in a Vancouver hospital.  She was loved and will be mourned and missed by all who’s life she touched.

     Lady Gaga has virtually ruled the pop music world for the last two years with a chain of #1 songs and huge world tours.  Her stylings followed the vein of David Bowie and queen, and she was often compared favorably to her icon, Madonna.

     More details are expected soon, although autopsy results may take several weeks.  Once more, Pop Diva Lady Gaga has died at the age of 24.

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  1. Posted August 25, 2010 at 1:51 am

    I liked her song. Another loss to music.

  2. Posted August 25, 2010 at 9:42 am

    Don’t tease us.

  3. Posted August 25, 2010 at 9:47 am

    Lol…

  4. Dan
    Posted August 25, 2010 at 1:13 pm

    I wish

  5. Posted August 25, 2010 at 8:30 pm

    Do a faux-obit on Bill Cosby. -He recently was the target of a fake radio announcement (again!) that he has passed, and he has suggested pursuing legal restraints against media sources that spread these hoaxes against him. You should get many views on that one. :-)

  6. Posted August 26, 2010 at 10:18 am

    Whoa LittleMonsterM. Easy, easy now; you need to settle down there ol’ Chuck.

  7. Posted August 26, 2010 at 2:38 pm

    I am really speechless and if this is true, I just would like to say that a great legend was lost :(

  8. Posted August 26, 2010 at 4:44 pm

    You’ve even got dickheads^^^^believing you!
    A great legend lost? WTF

  9. Posted August 26, 2010 at 6:54 pm

    I said I’d never read your crap in satire again but I just couldn’t help myself. You should not be allowed to get on the hot content list with your false reporting. This is not a true form of satire and you keep getting away with it. I am going to tell on you, again!

  10. Posted August 26, 2010 at 7:59 pm

    lmao knew it’d be false.

  11. Posted August 26, 2010 at 8:48 pm

    Spamming ownz man! FAKE CELEB DEATHS FTW!!!

  12. Posted August 27, 2010 at 4:13 am

    Bogus

  13. Posted August 27, 2010 at 6:16 am

    they only do this stuff so they can get more views,

  14. Sam
    Posted August 27, 2010 at 7:19 am

    OMG !!!! Stop reporting him and saying bad stuff! This is frickin genius! Can’t you see the humour section you blind old ladies!!!!

  15. Posted August 27, 2010 at 8:10 am

    sad!!

  16. Posted August 27, 2010 at 8:30 am

    I’m sorry to give you a page view, but I had to tell you how much of a stupid idiot you are to constantly post these. Really.

  17. Posted August 27, 2010 at 9:03 am

    Agree with C.E. Watson… I don’t get what kind of a sick f*** would constantly post articles like these to get views. Burn and die in hell, mate! If I could take back my page view, I so TOTALLY would!

  18. Posted August 28, 2010 at 12:12 am

    There isn’t anything funny about this. Death is a serious thing, even if we would all rather Lady GaGa not exist.

  19. Posted August 28, 2010 at 2:28 am

    Hahaha.. This was pretty hilarious! I was reading this.. and was getting upset (i don’t even like lady gaga’s music..) and tehen i read the comments and found out you were playing a joke on us! Good one =) Definately got my attention! lmao

  20. Posted August 28, 2010 at 2:31 am

    *then not “tehen” as i said above in my comment ;) but i’m sure everyone could figure it out..

  21. Posted August 28, 2010 at 4:08 am

    Thats funny…But she is good..

  22. Posted August 28, 2010 at 5:41 am

    O love lady gaga’s songs.

  23. Posted August 28, 2010 at 8:33 am

    Is this really true or just a rumor?

  24. Posted August 28, 2010 at 8:45 am

    I saw the title and thought I just had to read this. She aint dead.

  25. Posted August 28, 2010 at 9:06 am

    if this is not true…. what a very irresponsible writing…. showing lack of …… man!!!…. writing……is … a responsibility too!!…

  26. Posted August 28, 2010 at 10:06 am

    Damn! you got my hopes up…

  27. Posted August 28, 2010 at 9:28 pm

    You must have really been desperate for pocket change again this month. This is not writing… this is just crap! If you ever do get serious about being a real writer, people won’t trust you anymore. Your reporting is false. You give people who really put a lot of work into their articles a bad name. I can’t believe Triond is putting up with you. It is people like you who make Triond’s readers look elsewhere. If I didn’t like them so much… I would look elsewhere myself. How can they stand out among the crowd if they are letting anyone post just about anything, true or false. Sometimes I wonder if the the joke isn’t on the ones here who take their writng seriously. We make next to nothing for so much hard work. While people like you probably make more telling lies. I hope you are enjoying yourself because you sure are making the devil smile!

  28. Posted August 29, 2010 at 5:36 am

    So… You think this is bad!? Well you’ll be deeply mistaken when you read this… http://socyberty.com/people/paris-hilton-arrested-again/

  29. Posted August 29, 2010 at 10:07 am

    I love satire, but this is not satire. It’s just lying, madeup BS to get page views, and there’s not a shred of intelligence or humor or cleverness about it. Come on, man, you can do better than this. I liked your story about the giant squid, but there’s nothing funny here. Can’t you TRY to put something funny in these fake obit stories? At least make it worth our while to give you the page view.

    I cannot for the life of me understand why you haven’t been kicked off Triond.

  30. Posted August 29, 2010 at 1:06 pm

    aim lives thes aim iam cant not do this ok

  31. Posted August 29, 2010 at 1:56 pm

    First u told About thr death of macaulay culkin nd know gaga …F*** u

  32. Posted August 29, 2010 at 6:21 pm

    I don\’t understand the point of this article, is it really a satire to post something like this?

  33. Posted August 30, 2010 at 2:13 am

    Hey Hey! she’s not dead!

  34. Cat Lady
    Posted August 30, 2010 at 2:20 am

    I hope Lady Gaga sues you.

  35. Posted August 30, 2010 at 2:25 am

    I love lady gaga’s songs.

  36. Posted August 30, 2010 at 10:34 am

    I thought this was a place for real writers.These sort of fake articles are going to kill this site.

  37. Posted August 30, 2010 at 11:56 am

    oh my … why GaGa

  38. Posted August 30, 2010 at 1:01 pm

    haha that would suck if this was true. but it isnt, so im happy lol.

  39. Posted August 30, 2010 at 1:31 pm

    You LIE and LIE and you smell of PIE!
    It almost makes my brain FRY!
    But your views they reach the SKY!
    So sometimes it’s good to LIE?!
    :)
    I really liked this as it’s quality is actually very good for a untrue news report, but you may worry people with your imaginative content which is kinda bad if you think about it… But hey well done! :)

  40. Posted August 30, 2010 at 11:59 pm

    I clicked by mistake. You’re damn lucky…

  41. Posted August 31, 2010 at 12:27 am

    This is not a nice way to get views…

  42. Posted August 31, 2010 at 7:13 am

    lolz………so funny!wanna get more viewer???
    f u noon!

  43. Posted August 31, 2010 at 3:34 pm

    HAHAHAHAHA.

    Kudos to this. :) )

  44. Posted September 1, 2010 at 11:50 am

    lies? …

  45. Posted September 1, 2010 at 5:02 pm

    Dang it.. i fell for it.

    http://webupon.com/web-talk/internet-calling-is-now-free-with-gmail/

  46. Posted December 3, 2010 at 5:49 pm

    LOL she is not dead she is alive and well and I know she doesn’t do drugs.

  47. Posted December 4, 2010 at 8:00 am

    I have published many similar things in my new blog..
    If you like to check it;
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  48. Lame site, I'll never be back
    Posted August 5, 2011 at 1:46 am

    You are lame, your work is lame, when you die not many will care other than maybe your mom

  49. Posted August 8, 2011 at 11:17 pm

    ANOTHER LIBELOUS POSTING. She did not die in 2010 when this was written. she is alive, working and hers’s an example from her own website.
    02/08/2011

    Lady Gaga co-hosts The View and performs ‘Yoü and I’

    Making money on Triond for writing lies is not ethical.

  50. Posted September 21, 2011 at 2:23 am

    He/She/It looks dead everytime. So what’s the difference?

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