Today we are going to open up some fortune cookies from the mind of Sarah Palin. Let’s see what tidbits are revealed in her fortune cookies:

1. You betcha going to have a promising New Year if you don’t lose your job
2. Never go skinny-dipping in the middle of an Alaskan winter
3. You’re a real swine if you put lipstick on a pig
4. Run for Vice President and you too can be rich and famous
5. The bailout is not good unless it does good things in which case it is…
6. Running for President is like playing hockey, the goal of the game is to score big and win
7. If you look across Alaska real hard, you too can see Russia
8. I’m not opposed to a marriage being gay. We all like to see a happy marriage.
9. Golly gee, I can’t wait until you read my book, “Don’t Get Mad, Get Even.”.
10. I wonder whatever became of John “what’s his name” who ran with me to become President