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Self-Sanitation 101: Hand Washing
Published by LionessofGd in Satire
February 13th, 2008
Learn, by demonstration, the best way to clean your hands after using the work restroom.
Welcome to the Self-Sanitation 101. In this course, you will learn how to properly care for yourself and others by way of hygiene.
This lesson demonstrates the best way to wash your hands after using the work restroom. That’s right, ladies and gentlemen (emphasis on the gentlemen), you are supposed to wash your hands after they go places we really don’t want to think about.
Step 1: Soap
You’ll want to pump out the soap. One time is usually enough, but go for two if you feel it necessary.
Step 2: Water
It’s time to lather up the soap. Make sure the soapy water reaches all over your hands and wrists. Rinse.
Step 3: Dry
Grab a paper towel piece for the drying segment. Only take what is necessary, and try to use recycled paper always.
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Absolutely a must!
I do carry around the waterless hand sanitizer, too. It is the best, and like you, sometimes touching the labolatory is hairy.
Good to see this important article! Good job! Really Gross not washing hands after using the restrooms whether at home or in public!!
Sometimes the lavoratory itself is hairy…ewwwwww!
Don’t forget the door handles!
An absolute must! I hope your article has some effect on people who think its ok to walk out of the restroom without washing their hands with soap! Some women think that unlike men, they are not really ‘touching’ anything, so they donot need to wash their hanps…eekssss!!