Feeling somehow unfulfilled, dissatisfied, confused, stressed and hungry for directions on your spiritual path?

Then join Guru Bob for a weekend of spiritual awakening, auric adjustment, etheric rebalancing, transcendental interpolation, intuitive desalination, toxic and ethnic cleansing, chakric realignment and unbridled gluttony.

Guru Bob, (sometimes called Sri Rinpoche Robert) has spent years studying under such acclaimed mystics and masters as Sai Baggabugga, Dharmarishi Glop, Karmaparmajana, Lama Hump, Chinto Magi Bliff, Mahavish Ni, Ché Vero Lay and Swami Ron.

“We will learn to open ourselves to our beautific inner consciousness and redefine our cherubic innocence whilst expanding our cosmic potentialities and adopting silly body poses.”

“We will cleanse ourselves of all thoughts of restraint and wholeheartedly stuff ourselves with rich moorish foods (cooked with butter) and drink copious quantities of beer and wine. We will dance naked together around tropical fish ponds filled with fat trout and koi before showing each other the pure blissful joy attainable through deep and loving interaction.”

Guru Bob can promise you that if you survive this weekend you will go away a different person…a happy person, a person wearing a perpetual smile.

You too can be that person for a mere $2000 (Visa, PayPal, Amex accepted) for a weekend that will change your life.

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