Surgeon General
A funny look at the surgeon general.
The surgeon general has determined that living can be hazardous to your health, we are a generation of overweight overbearing, genocidal humans.
We have gang related violence drugs drive by shooting homeless people freezing out in the street
We have road rage drunk driving is at an all time high and the employment rate at an all time low
Not only do we suffer from salmonella poisoning but we have mad cow disease we have EEE virus
WE can’t forget our friend eastern equine encephalitis not to mention disease and legionnaires
To think of a warning on something so trivial as a pack of smokes but no such warning on sex food or guns
As would probably be no more foolish than putting labels telling us these things are bad for you, like caution being shot with a firearm can be hazardous to your health and has been known to cause death in people under the influence of buckshot.
Here is another for you the surgeon general has determined that soliciting hookers can be bad for your health and has been known to cause irreversible damage in marriage where the consumer has been caught on national television.
Contrary to popular belief sleeping with another man’s wife can have a serious affect on your health side effects include but are not limited to bleeding from anywhere, black eyes fat lip and in some cases bleeding out on the street has been reported, common sense is the best deterrent than again ignorance is bliss
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Funny take on this issuee. I wonder when they are get off the second hand smoke myself and put warnings on beer bottles. Great thoughts.