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Talk Show Host Oprah Winfrey Dead at 56

Published by Investinmenetwork in Satire
April 18th, 2010

Talk show host, producer and philanthropist, Oprah Gail Winfrey was found dead on Saturday at her Chicago home, Ms Winfrey who was one of the richest and most influential black women in the world is believed to have overdosed on the recent kitty Kelley unauthorized biography of her life.

Talk show host Oprah Winfrey dead at 56

 

Talk show host, producer and philanthropist, Oprah Gail Winfrey was found dead on Saturday at her Chicago home, Ms Winfrey who was one of the richest and most influential black women in the world is believed to have overdosed on the recent kitty Kelley unauthorized biography of her life.

 

This is a review of the book

 

Oprah Winfrey while staying at a hotel once called the room service and ordered two pecan pies, which she ate all by herself.

Oprah sent a diamond toe ring to Lila Diane Sawyer of Abc news.

When Oprah was younger and in her Twenty’s she did some cocaine.

Oprah has been a bit creative and sometimes embellishes her past.

Oprah wont give her telephone number to her mother and some relatives.

Oprah has some relatives that are not happy with her, as they believe she has not done much to help them

She looks much better on television after her make up is done than she does without her makeup on.

She keeps tabs on her personal image and controls her image very tightly.

She’s not so warm  with the people around her when she’s off camera.

She has terrible taste in decorating.

She has a really big sense of entitlement.

 

 

Oprah who is not really dead has decided to role over, play dead and totally ignore all that this book has to say, she has not denied or agreed with anything from the publication.

 

Oprah Gail Winfrey was born on 29th January 1954 to a teenage single mother Vernita Lee in rural Mississippi. Oprah spent the first six years of her life living in rural poverty with her grand mother Hattie Mae Lee who was extremely poor and had to make dresses out of potato sack for her.

 

Oprah has revealed to her audiences that she was sexually molested and raped by her uncle and family friend, starting at just age nine.

 

On October 16, 2007, Oprah Winfrey revealed to her audience that she had been diagnosed with a thyroid disorder that made her gain 20 pounds and made her exhausted, she felt tired all the time and thought she was stressed..

 

The Oprah Winfrey show is now the most popular and most watched talk show on television, Winfrey’s show has emphasized uplifting and inspirational topics and themes. This has helped its meteoric rise to success

Oprah also starred in the movie the color purple, and publishes two magazines o , the Oprah magazine o at home

 

Oprah Winfrey is a friend and strong supporter of Barrack and Michelle Obama, her mentor and close friend Maya Angelou she also refers to as my mother sister friend.

 

 

 

Oprah Winfrey is an icon of her generation and Lives the American dream

 

 

 

 

 

 

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  1. Posted April 18, 2010 at 8:29 am

    Am a little confused, what are you really trying to say? Reading the article again has left me a little numb.

  2. Smith
    Posted April 20, 2010 at 2:40 am

    Infact am just confused coz da article has left me confused.

    Is she really dead?

  3. Posted April 28, 2010 at 10:09 am

    I feel sad.

  4. Harpo
    Posted April 30, 2010 at 11:22 pm

    who the f*** is orpah?

  5. Posted May 11, 2010 at 11:29 pm

    LOL, you seen to have everyone confused. A good review.

  6. Posted July 7, 2010 at 1:33 pm

    that was not funny!

  7. justina
    Posted December 10, 2010 at 11:54 am

    Oprah winfrey is not dead !!!!

  8. sue
    Posted December 14, 2010 at 10:12 am

    what a sick joke oprah is alive and kicking ontour in australia

  9. jubril
    Posted March 8, 2011 at 6:59 am

    let us really know what going on,if she is really dead or not

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