Today we examine fortune cookie sayings from bankers. It’s true that bankers have been taking a lot of heat lately for the economic meltdown. Perhaps they can enlighten us with a few timely remarks.

1. If you are feeling alone, go buy a house and get a loan.
2. Your credit rating is like your love life – real down.
3. Your checks are like a rubber ball.  They keep on bouncing.
4. A fortune teller will tell your fortune. A bank teller will tell your balance.
5. Your portfolio is beginning to look like a Nightmare on Wall Street.
6. Red rover, red rover, you’re going in foreclosure.
7. It’s time you bail out of your romantic extramarrital affair. Otherwise, your wife will bail out on you.
8. Cash is like a rainbow. Now you see it, now you don’t.
9. Your life is as imbalanced as your checking account.
10. You appear to be withdrawn. Perhaps it’s because your bank account has been withdrawn.

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