The 10 Commandments of Forum Trolls

Published by Swede in Satire
March 28, 2009

You can’t enter a forum anywhere without running into one.

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1. Go to the forums for useless debate.

2. Slam them with insults and feed on the hate.

3. Get rid of the knowledge and friendly advice.

4. Remember to make someone cry at least twice.

5. Be sure to be ugly to all who might care.

6. Squash the resisters as long as you‘re there.

7. Find the most sensitive ones to digest.

8. Work up to the strong ones to finish your quest.

9. Be proud of yourself, you achieved your one goal.

10. Now you are known as a “forum troll”.

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revivor

Posted March 28, 2009 at 7:13 am

lovely – well done
can’t bring myself to be one though!!
from twitter – revivor
L Dalton

Posted March 28, 2009 at 7:52 am

You hit the nail on the head! Good way of saying a lot.
Tusaani

Posted March 28, 2009 at 8:06 am

So true. Great piece.
c m markus

Posted March 28, 2009 at 8:33 am

Funny! What a list!
cardy

Posted March 28, 2009 at 9:02 am

LOVED IT!!! funny too
payge

Posted March 28, 2009 at 9:16 am

I loved it though it hit the nail on the nailhead.Guess I would never make a forum troll then,I just cant bring myself to do that when I do visit forun.It wasnt created for that purpose,so I dont use it like that.
seashell66

Posted March 28, 2009 at 9:59 am

Very succinct. Where two or more are gathered, so is dissent, sadly. sigh.
Timothy P Stavert

Posted March 28, 2009 at 10:18 am

I enjoyed that Swede and it has a lot of truthfullness about it.

Well Done

Tim
Alina Beck

Posted March 28, 2009 at 10:43 am

Yep, I think we’ve all come across somebody like that on a forum!
Rana Sinha

Posted March 28, 2009 at 11:23 am

Funny. Yes there’s always one like that in every forum.
rutherfranc

Posted March 28, 2009 at 3:18 pm

11. when called as such, deny to death
12. when losing an argument, get lost.. don`t waste a breath
Tabitha Hergest

Posted March 28, 2009 at 3:50 pm

Great stuff! This is funny and poetic.

Fol-de-rol…
Jeffrey B. Merrow

Posted March 28, 2009 at 4:42 pm

now that was cool check out my article trion the truth be told this would have been aperfect add for it good work
DA Cournean

Posted March 28, 2009 at 10:25 pm

Sweet!
Elizabeth Abbott

Posted March 29, 2009 at 2:32 am

Very close observation!
miraj

Posted March 29, 2009 at 10:32 am

well said Swede.

my deepest respect and gratitude,Swede
LOVE IS ALL

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Duff D Moss

Posted March 29, 2009 at 7:49 pm

That was good – quite clever actually.
CutestPrincess

Posted March 30, 2009 at 7:29 pm

some good points…
Mr Cool

Posted March 31, 2009 at 12:09 pm

I can’t be one because I look amazing, lol. Very nice
preperowlifick

Posted April 1, 2009 at 5:34 am

Amusing article.
skylite

Posted April 5, 2009 at 12:18 am

Amusing and well written
spiritwalker

Posted April 9, 2009 at 8:12 pm

so funny but I am scared to ask
hfj

Posted April 28, 2009 at 1:29 pm

Said with class. Well done.
Darla Smith

Posted June 21, 2009 at 12:21 pm

Very interesting!
James Beattie Morison

Posted September 8, 2009 at 7:22 pm

Now I’m afraid to visit to forums.
moonwriter1081

Posted September 12, 2009 at 7:18 am

keep it up, it’s light as a feather but impacts like a bulldozer!
Joe Poniatowski

Posted September 15, 2009 at 4:13 pm

Clever, and oh so true. That being said, I do enjoy a good forum debate, as long as the points are valid and the participants both (or all) use logic, intellect, and tact in making them.

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