The Rejection Letter

Ever been rejected for a job? It happens more often than you think. Here is a sample of a rejection letter to a prospective job seeker.

Dear. Mr. Wilson:

I am sorry to inform you that we have decided not to offer the position to you. We would like to tell you some of the reasons why. First, you said that you graduated from the University of Cow Tech. We have been unable to locate this University anywhere. Second, you indicated that you have worked for the following employers: Condom Technologies, Bloated Industries, and Punctuation Plant #2. We have been unable to locate these companies as well. You indicated that you have sales experience. We are looking for a mechanical engineer. You came to your interview dressed in a clown’s outfit. This goes against every dress code in existence. You requested benefits that even top management does not receive. Finally, your breath smelled of alcohol and you spit on my shoes.

Hopefully, you will be more truthful and forthcoming in your upcoming interviews for employment with other companies. You seriously need to take a deep look at yourself.

Sincerely,

Mr. J. P. Cogwill

P.S. The spit still will not come off my shoes.