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The Ten Commandments of Boosting the American Economy

Published by Butterfly Kisses in Satire
June 2, 2009

Just an idea taken from the ten commandments in the bible. This may not depict how to handle the crises of today’s economy but will give you a reality check.



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1.   Thou shall ensure that you are a citizen of America  the great  from the largest city  to the smallest state, you have the right to residency,  and citizenship rate  updating  your passport  and ensure your birth,  for this is your land to  possess and partake, every ground for all that its worth.

 

2.  Thou shall not take your rich inheritance for granted by overlooking the hills, valleys and mountains.  You are to implement all in-for structure: water, light, phone cable and every other technology.  For these are the islands that will one day be used to boost the entire American economy.  

3.   Thou shall not cast your eyes on other countries like Europe, England, Mexico and the Caribbean.  For that which I have given those States, Continent and Countries so I have given thee,  right down to the natural resources of  Gold, oil, and cooper, in  the streets in addition to friendly people, delicious food, and wholesome culture activities.

4.  Thou shall not kill the economy dollar by bad attitude, dirty streets, beaches, and historic ruins or broken homes. For surely as the stock market and the Leeman Brothers has failed so can your bread and butter  becoming a fleeing chance and  the mighty dollar reduce to what was once shillings and a few pounds. 

5.  Six days shall thou labor, invent, invest, rebuilt and Explore.   The seventh day is to develop good ideas, new plans and strategies for enhancement and upgrading the American marketing methods and productivities.     

6.  Thou shall appreciate all natural resources from the sea-shells, and fruits, to vegetables and trees.  You shall live long in this land in strength, health, wealth and long life with ease, once they are properly used for ailments, diets and strictly good capabilities.

7.  Thou shall not kill the number one reason for a good economy banking and Business and good opportunities. When you kill one another, by fighting and robbing your own people as well as every other foreigner, Sooner or later your land will not be notice, not for shopping, eating or the vacation hottest spot.. 

8.    Thou shall not steal, when times get rough as they sometimes do, just eat the fruits and the vegetables you grew.  Drink the juice from the orange and pear, the bush tea and lemonade are easy to prepare.  Fish and lobsters, ham & Cheese are as good as  the cattle’s as well as the  poultries  

9.   Thou shall not spread false news and rumors to your neighboring friends, especially about your country financial state, and political sense.  Don’t scandal the President, civic & political leaders, and business men too, for surely these are the person’s the economy can used.  .

10.  Thou shall not covet your neighboring  states, Canada,   New York ,  as well as Africa  and the Republican gates , nor their  neighboring friends,  country and lands, neither  their religion,  their music,  culture and  dance, for like you they  too have  good futuristic  plans.

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