Steps to get you on your way:

1. You are perfect. The most perfect one of all. Every action you make, must be perfected. In this way, you shall make way for the noble and fine.
2. Look down on those below you. They are nothing but a waste of time. Practice putting unwanted company on a “mental timeout”. Do not speak to them and explain that they are making you uncomfortable. Just give them a cold and arrogant stare and walk on by.
3. If someone is wearing something hideous, INSULT THEM! E.G “What is she wearing! you’ll never get a date in those hand-me down clothes!”. Show NO mercy, you’ll get used to it. Snobs ARE rude and core to those below them!
4. Adapt a posh accent. Don’t use the latest slang! It is “LOWER CLASS”. You must perfect your image. What ever your accent, polish it to the highest of standards.
5. NEVER let anyone push you around! Get revenge! You must show them whose boss, and you shall come out on top.
6. Choose your company wisely, preferably rich. Snobs have the ability to twist others into become a snob too… its true, it worked for me too!

Tips

• Insist you are called by your title and surname and proceed only with those who do.
• Save money when you can. Save up to buy something that improves your image, something expensive and quality

OPTIONAL: (Easier if your rather wealthy)

• By antique furniture
• Hire a personal servant
• Get a flash car

Becoming a true snob can be a lengthy process, but it is very rewarding in the end. Things will become second nature. And you shall have true peace of mind.. and hopefully you’ll end up filthy rich!