Hi, and thank you for buy The Zombie Survival Guide from ZAR Tec™. My name is Z.A.R. 7345 (Zombie Annihilating Robot) but you can just call me Z. I am going to take you through step-to-step on what to do if the zombie apocalypse does come.

First, you must travel to your local abandoned armory/ gun store. Stock up on weapons, ammunition, and protective gear.

Next, fight your way to the nearest ZAR Tec™ Data Terminal. After signing in with your full name, date of birth and ZIP code, the ZAR Tec™ Data Terminal should provide you with information on your zombie adversaries as well as give you locations of all local Z.A.R. units and other survivors.

Note the location of you nearest Z.A.R. unit and try to find other survivors to join your group. As our ZAR Tec™ motto states: Always ZAR with a buddy.

Once you have helped other survivors, you must all fight your way to you nearest Z.A.R. unit. The unit will request a voice confirmation to prove you are still in fact human. And if it doesn’t blast you first, it should help you to a local ZAR Tec™ safe house.

At this point, you and the other survivors in your party will be locked in and the zombies will be locked out.

Thank you for ZARing with ZAR Tec™ have a fun, relaxing and enjoyable doomsday…