First off let me say, before my inbox becomes replete with emails from dimwits, that I do not presume to be more intelligent then you. Just because I am trying to teach you something that is innate to most people and that requires one to be slightly witty, clever and have a basic knowledge of social interactions does not mean I expect you to genuflect before me. I definitely do not assume you are overly hebetudinous for reading an article about a form of humor that needs no explanation to the large majority of individuals.

Now that that is taken care of let me present the first step: 

Recognizing Sarcasm

The first step to becoming more sarcastic is to surround yourself with sarcastic people so you can learn to recognize a sarcastic remark. This may be uncomfortable at first seeing as how you may not understand why everyone is laughing or pointing at you. However, it will pay off in the long run when you learn the basics of sarcastic banter even if your new companions don’t entirely respect you.

Listen to what your new “friends” say. When one of them makes a remark and the others either snicker or take turns starring at you in a cold and awkward silence then you know they used sarcasm. Remember, all sarcasm is born with a hint of truth at it’s core, so if what they say is hurtful it’s likely they were just kidding. Listen to these phrases and either record them or write them down. They will come in useful later.

Record and Repeat

Every sarcastic or satirical remark you identify should be written down. You can purchase a small note pad and pen at your local office supply store. Remember to make a mental or written note (for you it will be best to write it down) about how the sarcastic remark was delivered and in what situations it could be used again. Next, memorize the comments and remarks and use them in real life situations. Do not wait until you have a sizable list of sarcasms before memorizing and repeating them as this will likely confuse you. Also, make sure that you do not repeat the comments immediately after they have been said as this may cause the opposite desired reaction.

Being Sarcastic

This is the final test of what was learned and may be the most difficult for you as it requires you to develop your own thoughts. After repeating unoriginal remarks as practice you should be able to create sarcastic comments of your own at least fifty percent (half) of the time. Always remember to ask, “Was that sarcastic?” or “Do you think I am clever?” to get feedback on what you said. Try to stay focused and not to get discouraged when you say something and do not receive the desired reaction. It’s important to recall that being sarcastic is an innate and basic social function; so keep trying and eventually you will be able to make witty comments without seeming a bit dim.

“Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcam.”

-Unknown