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Twilight Actress Dies in Accident

Published by cybertruth in Satire
November 20th, 2010

Twilight Actress Dies In Accident.

    

     Ashley Greene, better known as Alice Cullen in the Twilight movies, was reportedly killed in a two car collision near her Jacksonville, Florida home Friday morning.  She was 23.

     Green was home for the Thanksgiving holiday and out joyriding with a group of friends when the car containing the group collided with an onvcoming vehicle.  There were a number of injuries, but Ashley Greene was the only fatality.

     No official details have been released other than the fact that drugs and alchohol were apparently not involved.

     Ashley Greene is survived by he mother Michele, who works in insurance, and her father Joe, a U.S. Marine.  Her career began as a failed model, and guest stints on Punk’d and Crossing Jordan led to her role as Alice Cullen in the Twilight Saga, where she played the adopted sister of Jacob.

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  1. Posted November 20, 2010 at 1:40 am

    Ahh to bad

  2. Posted November 20, 2010 at 10:33 am

    fake

  3. Posted November 20, 2010 at 2:21 pm

    It’s funny how you write these. But you know your facts are wrong right?

  4. marsfb
    Posted November 21, 2010 at 3:00 am

    What is satirical or humorous about a fake death of some little-known starlet?

  5. MJ Walton
    Posted November 21, 2010 at 11:57 pm

    Sick Bastard

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